We Hate Scouse

Why? No one hears your recording or anything. I thought you was full of self confidence. So you can't sing, who cares. Listen to Manpe and Naked man bear mole rat pig. They're incredibly terrible. They don't care, because they're utter banterous lads.

Just do it!

Come on it's all banter! You don't have to record it or anything either.

You have to make appointments with yourself? Ahhhhhh that's made my day. I can't help it. De Gea's just too sexy.

Because you're really a dog

Looks like Barcelona want him now. http://www.express.co.uk/football/view/336758/Barcelona-close-in-on-Chelsea-target-Neymar

Expect a long ban........ http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/265006/FA-chief-David-Bernstein-vows-to-step-up-fight-against-racism/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelsea-transfers-bid-of-54m-for-cesar-1202335

People need to get their banter on and do this!

I KNEW I HAD A BEAUTIFUL VOICE

Only in Scotland......Tough, scary bastards!

Rajkovic would've had to stay there for another 3 year (Not 100% sure on this) to gain the right of Dutch Nationality. He probably expected to achieve more in that time.

Cos us English have sexy voices?

Just let him leave gaffer. He's shit and causes disharmony in the changing room.

Hitchcock Bosingwa-Bogarde-Boulahrouz-Del Horno Kalou-Morris-De Lucas-Wright Philips Sutton-Kezman Subs Ma-Kalambay Miniero Maniche Pizarro Sidwell Ben Haim Quaresma Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Champions League trophy will be paraded around the pitch before kick off

You can say that about any sport though. Football - You're just kicking a ball around Rugby - You're just throwing a ball around Golf - You're just hitting a ball around Tennis - You're just hitting a ball back and forth Cricket - You're just hitting a ball with a bat You just don't like darts because no balls are involved and you love balls!

Hahahahahahahahahaahahah! Doctors can't play darts. Silly.

Yeah, one time, one guy didn't shake the other guys hand. There was uproar!!!!!!

Have you ever played darts? It takes incredible skill and effort. Especially after 10 pints. The arm strength they show is phenomenal. The accuracy, the excitement, the precision.

Hahahahaha!!! Wonder when the terrorist attack will be.........

Sometimes mine are different colours. If your pubes come up to your belly button they make the cotton ends of your clothes rub off and they all congregate in your belly button. If you're an extremely sweaty man this may make the cotton colourless.... If you don't like it have a shave. If you wan't colourful cotton balls, put deodorant in your belly button.......

It's from the clothes you are wearing you stupid man pee.

Haha I'm exactly the same. Have a weight set that I rarely use. When I do it's for 10 minutes, then I get bored. I signed up for a gym and didn't go once. Ended up getting my money back because I was under 18 and they didn't get my parents permission.

Do you sing this when it happens?