Leif

hermoine was one

Not to mention we'd finally see Hazard at his best (unless it actually has been mentioned already)

wow we're wet tissue

thats who i thought we were signing

they actually have trained attacking formations, genius

azpi's shot reminds me of a tactic i always wished someone would try why not sign 2 full-backs with great shots on them, Cafu or Dani Alves mould, but play them on their opposite sides? left footed on the right, right footed on the left. have the team make space for these players at times (Baba on the right charging up would make me orgasm tbh) so they can cut in and take shots at goal. it'd work with Willian/Kenedy on.

point me towards an NFL guide for slow people

scottish messi honestly. we would've ruined him

about finding a new sport to watch

o damn right http://www.vipleague.is/football/311279/1/everton-vs-chelsea-live-stream-online.html

how are there no links

what other sports are popular atm?

he's not that creative anyway, we need more creativity in our play

i guess messi's a defender then

stop starting drama that isn't there

if he tries hard he can be anything he wants to be (see Kane). who knows how he'll play for a club like ours. he'll certainly be more motivated.

Mourinho is a God but it's time for a modern religion.

don't thank me

WE'RE SO RANDOM I CANT BREATHE

he must've adopted a really high profile agent when he had some hype about him how does a team like Napoli come in for Chalobah? i'm literally holding back the biggest confused grin

this is the first game in ages that Dortmund have failed to score 4 goals. i'm back on the bandwagon.

i feel like you just charred my birthday presents with a flamethrower

#ether

no my girl's a 10

Ruben is like a girl you think is really great until you're finally with her