Leif

He's probably feeling more guilt towards us than excitement towards the United fans. He's fulfilling a dream he didn't even have anymore, to say 'Here you go' to his child-self still yearning for this United goal to be achieved.

one transfer which would've made me sick would be Kalou to Arsenal

We could be the smart club that signs Krychowiak. We should be grabbing this chance. Though I'd do one of those player-swaps with Sevilla sooner, because at United I imagine Matic rediscovering monster form.

im so fucking hyped i cant sleep until our next match

I hope we replace Jose's status with Di Matteo. That's the guy I want to be considered a legend above all other managers here. Nobody had eyes that smiled like his when we scored.

This is the pull of society more than anything. Gone are the days of romance. Now are the days of blockbusters. You can't pass down Manchester rivals being managed by the 2 people whose rivalry is most storied. The amount of money in this is going to be insane. I'm sure there's going to be some rigging now to ensure some big City-United clashes.

Greeks and Rome go together like lungs & oxygen. If we tear that apart we're cunts.

We'll pay BEYOND his release clause? Is this a gesture?

But of course. tis our way. I think there's barely 1 player we've signed in the last 5 years who's actually improved since arriving here, bar Zouma & Azpilicueta, but I'm not entirely sure they've shown something they didn't show before coming here. That's embarrassing. There is something really really wrong among our coaches or whoever oversees them.

Cunts, for putting us & Terry through that. Roma are doing just the same with Totti right now.

this runs our club.

I utterly blame Juventus for putting such a high evaluation on Pogba a season or 2 ago. I believe that solely started the trend of every player suddenly being worth an extra 15m just for the fuck of it. You would fucking laugh any other year at the prices being thrown around for players now. I say this after seeing - Arsenal in for Xhaka - at 35m? In the same week we're trying to sign Nainggolan for what would be around the same. It's really annoying and laughable. Who knows where on earth football's going to be in 10 years time, any ideas? 100m spunked on teenage prodigies? What sort of rich owners will we have by then?

in our situation, when we want to communicate distaste towards the board's decision, we must roar and leave, not stand and applaud

our fanbase is really afraid of showing passion isn't it

We don't want Pogba, we'd rather Roman gone and finally have youth integration, so that we use players of our own for once, instead of trying to buy United products for 80m. Being the only club on the face of the earth with a hierarchy that reacts to the idea of using their own academy like it'll cause cancer isn't to be ignored. It shows where the owner's head and heart is. Trophies, not people. Clubs are about people. He celebrates wins with himself and his family, he doesn't celebrate with us. He doesn't love the fans, he loves himself and the fact he has a lovely toy. There's plenty rich men out there who'll have developed a passion for our club over the last decade or so who'd make us do a 180 in this situation. What'd be ideal is if 10 of our ex players got together, bought the club from Roman, and elected Drogba as head of our new empire. Also, why not just get a Sheikh? One that hires a competent board and allows them to do their job, while he remains an investor, because money is what you are good at if you have that much wealth, not football. (Why does Roman meddle so much? It's like if i were to buy Subway because i really like the franchise, and change all the flavours to my personal taste regardless of detriment to the business and the fact I know fuck all about flavour chemistry.) We've been one man's personal project too long.

And now the club is dead. Time to be reborn like a beautiful ass Phoenix.

I'm also bored now of the lack of soul in the club. I've had my fun with the Champions League & PL titles. I'm ready for Roman to leave, and for us to become a real club, regardless of trophies. It's not easy to find the right owner who hires the right people around them though. Few clubs have it better than us.

its literally impossible to win major trophies with this sort of childishness

Our players and staff aren't comfortable around eachother. The bond is what wins titles and the bond is what's missing.

I just heard something from someone unreliable but i'll pass it on. Apparently Nigerians have joint problems in their feet from past generations of walking long distances for water or something, meaning when they swim, they can't actually bend their feet, they just flap in and out of water without a bend, meaning most Nigerian people are scared of swimming (and never participate in Commonwealth swimming.) So would this explain why Mikel and the Nigerian team in general seem less developed than their African brethren? Their feet literally don't bend like 99% of other footballers?

this is why 2016 has been full of drugs for me

Well. Who knew Hummels didn't have a heart.

Chelsea is my wife but Atletico is that far more attractive woman I keep messaging

As Chelsea i'd never buy him at such a high price, but as Roma I'd never sell him at such a low price. Perfect player for Tottenham or Atletico but not Chelsea or Real imo. We'll see, i like him regardless.

Leicester winning the league will suddenly make the PL the 'most unpredictable league' despite the fact only 4(?) other clubs have been winning it for 5 odd decades