Leif

i think we should sign hulk because he likes to cut in and shoot and we dont already have that in a certain daniel someone, and his name is cool which means we will sell a lot in asia and since we go there on pre season tour next season maybe that means we have to spend all this money on him. he will take us to the next level because a winger who plays like a striker is what we need more than anything. we no longer need a creative deep midfielder or a right back we only need hulk. he can play in the striker position even though hes only played there maybe once before and he turns green when hes angry. so plz roman do everything you can to get him.

Against who? He played decently against Atletico Madrid and APOEL in 2009 (although I personally wouldn't consider either of them to be in the category of 'best teams in Europe), but I can't remember anything else.

Yep. Agreed. That's a good point. I mean, my personal look on this is - If Hulk can't perform against some U23 Egyptians and Belarus players; how on earth will he be able to perform against the best in the world in the Premier League?

...has Hulk actually impressed anyone during the Olympics?

How exactly will De Bruyne fit in there? As I understand it, Werder Bremen were playing a narrower formation than usual last season (hence an iffy season for Marko Marin). This Summer however, they've bought Eljero Elia; who usually plays as a left midfielder/left winger. So if they're going back to a winger formation, Elia will most likely occupy the left hand side. Will they play De Bruyne on the right? In the centre? Or just use him as a rotation option?

That would be me (and probably someone else too). mwah ha.

A Chelsea supporter watching Barcelona 'much' would be questionable to say the least.

Awh WOW! Look at that control by Oscar! He swatted that fly buzzing around his bottle of water like it was nothing! Jeezo.

Why do I enjoy the smell of my own farts and my smelly (at times) belly button?

I just wanted to share this (not my video). 2 of my favourite all-time strikers (others being Drogba , Ronaldo, Crespo etc.) Literally one of the best "vs" football videos I've ever come across. Absolutely love it:

Del Piero and Crespo are free agents! LET'S GET THEM!!!

Just took a massive poo in my toilet. That's where I do most of my thinking and reflecting these days. Well, there and in the shower. I was thinking about Drogba this time. Near the end of my thinking, I kept replaying his Champions League winning penalty over and over again in my head. My knees felt weak, I began to sweat, I felt a rumble and then BOOM. Like the eruption of the crowd when that ball hit the back of the net in Munich...my poo crashed into the toilet in a similar fashion. I just wanted to share that.

You have less than 50 'rep'. You sir, are a common peasant to me. I BANISH you!

To be honest, I just want another sexy Serbian in our squad. LOOK AT IVAN'S BUM FOR GOD SAKE!

I have 1 question - How many of you guys have even seen, let's say, 5 full matches of his? I don't mean that in a rude way. Just a question.

Piszczek Jantschke Beck They would be my top 3 picks. Other than them, there's a scattering of right-backs who play out of position at left-back or in midfield (as is common in the Bundesliga) or even play in the 2nd tier of German football who are better than a lot of right-backs in the Premier League; including our own and Mr. Cesar in question.

He's young, meaning he'll most likely be here a long time. He's not that amazing. He won't take us to the 'next level' which we need to be at. Therefore, I am worried about this transfer; regardless of price. There are soooooo many Bundesliga right-backs who would take us to that 'next level' right now. Wish we'd do more shopping there.

I preached to everyone on this forum in January that we should sign him and I got laughed at and called 'delusional'. You have a better reputation around here though, so hopefully people open their eyes more now regarding this player.

You go on there because they need more members? How selfless.

I've always stated how I don't think Cavani would fit in our system and that I'd prefer Falcao, but in all honesty, I really would cum myself if we signed Cavani. He's an extremely hard worker on the pitch, a leader, and would just be scary to go up against.

Real Madrid are close to signing Axel Witsel for around £30mil. (Don't ask me how I know. I'll just say the usual "I'M IN THE KNOW XOXOXOXOXO" crap.) They will then sell Diarra to Milan or on-loan with an option to buy, apparently. Will they also splash the cash on Modric after all of this?

"WE SPEND WHEN WE WANT, WE SPEND WHEN WE WANT, FAMOUS CHELSEA FC, WE SPEND WHEN WE WANT"!

He's a VERY good player, but only when the team caters to him - quite like Torres. He has to be used in a specific formation with specific tactics to get the best out of him. The only player I could compare him to in terms of playing style is probably Dzeko. He would have worked here very well last season, I'm sure; but I doubt he'd work out in our new direction.

SELL HIM NOW!!!!!!

That Leif guy.