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Fully-fit (surely by now?) captain on the bench. Best striker on the bench. 2 ATTACKERS (both Benayoun and Marin) on the bench with a left-back playing as a winger instead of one of them. Just... what.

I said to myself earlier that if Bertrand was to start AGAINST FUCKING READING that I'd watch Real Madrid - Barcelona instead. With Torres in the line-up too WITH OUR BEST STRIKER NOT PLAYING YET AGAIN, this is a nobrainer. Sorry guys. Sometimes watching decent football is better than watching the team you love being set up like they're playing against a Madrid - Barca hybrid against a team which just got motherfucking promoted.

Manchester City want AC Milan to increase their Balotelli bid by around £1.5m apparently. Milan fans really want him (it seems) while Juventus despise the idea of signing him.

Anton Ferdinand has been loaned to Bursapor hahahaha. Glad he's not in the league now.

He is going to be a fan favourite right away. I'm sure of it. It'll only take a season or 2 (Kind of like at Marseille) to cement his legacy there as well as here. Here's hoping Gala get Manchester United down the line in the UCL and he gets a hat-trick

Imagine where we'd be in the league if we'd stuck with the 3 maestros but with Ba up front instead of Torres. I'm positive that while we'd leak goals, we'd outscore almost any team. Kinda like what Zemen has tried (and not really pulled off to great affect) at Roma. The team with most goals wins the game - not the least goals conceded. I want teams to fear us and be like "Oh shit, they will score against us." Not be all "Oh, let's see how to approach this game. They've got the usual balance etc...oh, there's a weakness."

It basically means that the betting sites are confident he'll be getting sacked (I think) so to try and not lose too much money, they're not letting people bet on him being sacked now.. or something. But yeah I agree!

Fuck the 'balance' he wants in our squad. Honestly fuck it. I enjoyed the 3 maestros all playing together under Di Matteo far more. Sure, Rafa has probably made Hazard a bit of a better player, but Oscar looks like a shadow of what he first showed, the defence isn't that much better, and although I like Moses lots, I don't like him being an automatic starter. He's deserved to be dropped once or twice yet is just kept there, much like Torres. Torres starts regardless. I absolutely hate it. Obviously some games needs players who track back more, offer more width etc. but he is far too stubborn. He sets us up as if we're playing against Barcelona when we take on League 1 teams ffs.

Betting has been suspended on him being sacked.

Sleeping disorder, concentration problems etc, all this despite a good diet and all the other recommended stuff (that i can remember)!

Just got a letter today saying I'm scheduled for Gynecomastia surgery next week. HELL YEAH. NO MORE TITTIES FOR ME!

The fans are going to be fantastic to him. Really happy for him. I've always wanted to see Sneijder and Drogba in the same team too... mmm...

I like vagina and only vagina. Penises scare me. This despite being a virgin. I'm just a strange guy. A very strange guy. Who likes saying strange things. I like penis. No I don't. But I just said I do to add to this whole thing. Why? Because I'm weird. YOLO BITCH! EMBRACE THE YOLO!

Hmm. Big Show would make a good Bond villain.

But I like oiled up guys in speedos

If you're not watching the Royal Rumble tonight I want to poo on you.

Courtois apparently the only player keeping Atletico in this game vs. Athletic Bilbao. Well, not 'in' it, but preventing them from being slaughtered.

We're not that shit after all. Liverpool could lose. Tottenham lost against a team we thrashed. Still doing well in the PL. Not bad.

Just transferred him from the Free Agents onto the Chelsea team on Fifa 13 because I miss him Transferred Torres to Burnley.

How many *winning* goals has he scored for us vs. opposition who play the highest tier of football in their country? Surely less than 5.

If we turn into a team like Liverpool I'll turn into a human like Bin Laden. Mass genocide will happen.

He's just signed for Galatasaray. 1 and a half year deal.

You don't need to play well when you've got $WAG.

I think Torres is the greatest striker to ever play for this club. He showed it with that finish. Drogba would have been stupid and dived for a penalty while Anelka would have passed the ball. Sturridge would have fallen over while Zola would have tried too much finesse. They are nothing compared to our Striker. Leader. Legend.

Ramires shouldn't be allowed to shoot unless 1 on 1 with the keeper.