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I was not expecting this!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YES!!!!!

Hmm. Decent line-up. Worried about the left hand side being too exposed though.

Just found out my great Grandad (or something; it's complicated for my little brain) was one of Aston Villa's top scorers... To add to that, I did a great poo this morning, my beard is at it's perfect length AND I get to watch Chelsea twice today. FUCK YEAH!!!

#Pray4Lukaku #FalcaoOut

Just had a fry up... well, without frying anything apart from the egg & black pudding. Beans, 1 square sausage (grilled), 1 egg (fried), 1 black pudding (fried) and (oddly perhaps), broccoli. 590 calories. 33g Protein. Still got around 800 calories to play with for the rest of the day. Heh.

Not really, no.

The sarcasm in those 2 quotes are so clear. Does "WOOOO!!!!" really shout "I'm being serious right now"? The only comments I made regarding him were his poor 1st touch (which no one can deny) and the fact that being compared to Drogba is the most stupid thing and is only done due to his physique and ethnicity - they are nothing alike as players.

Name one.

He's 20 years old and only started 2 games in around 7 weeks or so. At 20 years old he should be bursting with energy and have great fitness. You don't rest a 20 year old for 5 weeks in football! Chalobah has been starting almost every single Watford game this season however, and actually merits a rest.

What if this is secretly Abramovich's son here to spy on us? Hmm...

I still want us to sign Schneiderlin so much. He's going to be great one day. Like properly great. GREAT I TELL YOU!!! Well, maybe not great. But very good.

Who do you guys feel is the better player? Moses (currently) or Sinclair (last season at Swansea City)?

I would cry with joy if we somehow signed Varane with Mourinho now that I think about it. Varane reminds me so much of Terry at times, and then Carvalho at other times. I've always wanted to see a Terry - Carvalho hybrid. I want this guy so much.

5-0 to us. I oddly feel far too confident about this game. A Lampard brace will happen late in the game. Screamer & a penalty I think.

Does anyone on here still want Fellaini? I'm not even joking - if he shaved his hair I bet not even half the people who originally wanted him would want him here. I still don't see what people think he would have offered us. If you just want someone tall in the centre who isn't a very good passer but a decent finisher, just convert Lukaku to a midfielder

I'm very confident Juventus will beat Bayern. I just cannot see Juve conceding even 1 goal, honestly.

I think I'll cum if we get Mourinho & a proper playmaker (Benat/Modric) or, eh, Ronaldo maybe? Wouldn't hate getting Falcao as I'm sure Mourinho would make him even more beastly, but I don't think he's ideal long-term. Isco doesn't excite me quite as much anymore. Who else is a possibility... Higuain? Benzema? Essien?

Not too sure, but I believe he's only started 2 of Middlesbrough's last 7 or 8 games; all but 1 of which he started on the bench (the illness); this after starting so many games at the start of the season.

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE (eventually) GETS LOANED OUT!!!! Please be a Championship team when it happens though so I can actually watch him on TV/streams once in a while. I feel so sorry for the fans of ours who haven't seen much of him. If you watch him in a game, he looks like an arrogant & cocky cunt, but deservedly so. He's soooo good (Bias aside )

Once again, dropped to the bench. No excuses. No 'he's tired', no 'they're resting him for a bigger game'. He simply doesn't show that determination the players have been showing around him to push for a promotion spot.

Stumbled upon? I checked the profile of who uploaded it. He's been watching, 'liking' etc. Chelsea videos... coincidence?

He's a surprisingly good dribbler if this video is anything to go by. And that tackle/clearance at the end... mmm.