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Need Moses on for Hazard to get that 2nd goal ffs. IS HE BLIND? DO HIS GLASSES NOT WORK?

MAKE A CHANGE YOU FSW

Despite his misses, I think Oscar has been MOTM today (so far).

Please don't concede or I'll cry

Maybe it's the banners, the fact that we're winning, the fact that I can't see Torres or maybe it's the Jose Mourinho chants - but oddly, I can't remember a game in recent memory where I was this happy just watching the team play. Yay.

McEachran & Middlesbrough dominating table-toppers Cardiff City! Already 2-0 up.

WE SING WHAT WE WANT, WE SING WHAT WE WAAAANT, FUCK YOU BENITEZ, WE SING WHAT WE WANT

My Fave:

This looks really nice in the stadium. Forget what it says, this is very well made:-

No balance in this side. I can just imagine Luiz running up, Lampard not covering (obviously), Ramires being a headless chicken with only Oscar of the trio tracking back at all. Crying DO YOUR STUFF DEMBA!

This is going to be so messy. I think Long will score

I WANT HIM!!!!!

Despite his record of goals, Drogba wasn't exactly prolific during his team here, yet he's arguably our best striker ever (certainly ONE of the best at least!). Why? Because of his all-round play. Sure, Ba may not be prolific, especially in this awful team of ours (for the moment) which relies on the midfield for goals and is a striker's worst nightmare - but he creates the space for players like Hazard, Oscar, Mata, Lampard, Azpi etc. to have a pop at goal. He has everything. He's a threat anywhere you put him, and will almost always benefit the team - exactly the opposite of Torres.

I think tonight's been his biggest test as a player. I think, so far, he's just passed.

Can't believe how composed he is, especially against a team really going for it. I hate to bring him up as it sounds like i'm bashing him again, but i'd imagine McEachran would be shitting his pants in a game like this.

Watford are being dominated

Messi seems to be wearing an Nditi mask.

Blackman is great. He could make a top npower Championship 'keeper one day I think.

Lalkovic always tries far too much. It's quite easy to see why his previous loan wasn't great and he's not given shots in our first team.

Not playing well at all. I can see the 4-3-3 shape but the team should really be using a 4-2-3-1 to get the best out of Boga and Feruz IMO.

Boga (what is he, 16?) starts for the U21's vs. Fulham Absolutely love this guy. Will follow him wherever he eventually ends up (hopefully in our first team some day!!!) He reminds me a bit of Kakuta (a good thing, for now)... just a bit less flashy. Full line-up: Blackman; Kane, Christensen, Davey, Nditi; Baker, Loftus-Cheek, Boga; Kiwomya, Feruz, Lalkovic. Deen-Conteh returns to fitness and sits on the sub bench alongside Beeney, Pappoe, Conroy & Mitchell. Fulham U21's are usually the toughest test for the youngsters each season in my eyes. They have quite a few players who could and should be playing for Fulham's senior team! This is a must-watch.

Can't wait to watch him tonight Got a feeling it'll be 2-1 to Watford. There's some great odds for this game too! Both Teams To Score but Watford to win is 4.50. I don't have big balls though so I've just gone on an outright Watford win at around 2/1. A goal from Chalobah and a win for Watford will make my day!

I fantasise about him playing alongside the likes Vidic, Thiago Silva (at club level) & Kompany. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

1 positive from this whole Rafa thing - It's made our fans as passionate as ever. Thanks. Now fuck off

Rafa at Liverpool: "Chelsea fans lack passion." He goes on to mention the fans don't do banners, don't sing enough etc. Rafa at Chelsea: "[Chelsea fans are] wasting time doing banners or [and] singing songs." Lol good one.