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Torres.

Nice one Torres. Real fucking nice.

Despite the goal it pisses me off so fucking much that Torres, once again, just stands doing nothing.

Hurry up and lose and get the 2nd team out. No point playing a game which the players don't even give a shit about clearly and having them tired for upcoming games.

No one in the centre to control the game and dictate the tempo...

Ramires has one of the worst footballing brains I've ever witnessed. That was one of the worst lack of awareness moments I've ever seen from a Chelsea player (luckily we've got the ball back now.) Shame. He could be so much better (I think) with a proper manager.

Mikel with a cool side-pass to, well, Benitez I think? Smooth.

Hate that foreign whistling.

Completely noised out by their fans. Disgraceful. Hate our atmosphere so much. Home games are like an away game and vice-versa.

Hmph.

Is it just me or are there more of their fans than our own at Stamford Bridge tonight?

What a noob.

I genuinely had a dream once that Kalas was playing for West Brom. heh. (Yes, I'm that sad that I dream about football. I also dreamed that next year we'll be beating Real Madrid 7-0.)

This bitch just walks while the rest of the team, and even staff, jog. He and his mentality need to leave ASAP.

Bench.

I don't even know why I dislike Emenalo. I don't completely understand his role or amount of power he has at this club; thus I'm unable to come up with a sensible argument as to why I want him out of the club; but it's just one of those gut feelings I guess. I get this absolutely terrible vibe from him - and my gut has proven me right on so many occasions when it comes to football so I can't ignore it. He seems too quiet. Emotionless. Over-promoted in such a short period of time. No great track record. No prior affiliation to Chelsea. No reason for him to be in his current position at any top club from what I can see. I wish we could just follow Juve's set-up which makes the club like a family. The whole board and coaching staff is pretty much comprised of Juventus supporters, ex-Juve players etc. I wish we could get guys like Gullit & Wise being the club's ambassadors; Vialli or perhaps Gullit in a double-role as chief scout, Hiddink as technical director if we must have that role and then Mourinho as manager - with an ex player as his assistant; perhaps Ballack or Desailly (who i'd be slightly less keen on.) I can dream, eh?

If he were to shave his head and get a big arrow tattoo from his head all the way down to the tip of his spine I'd be much happier.

His tattoos annoy me

So... Chelsea >>> Barcelona >>> Milan? Oh how times have changed!

Kinda ironically but apparently Drogba + Sneijder were Gala's poorest players tonight! Happy we'll be seeing more Drog though. Hopefully Gala - Barcelona happens! Drogba had poor passing but good aerial dominance apparently, only managing 2 shots but completing a tackle. Yilmaz is still the main man there!

Kinda glad a weak Milan team didn't beat Barcelona considering how big of an achievement it felt for us last season. Milan winning would have had the media in a few years time saying that Chelsea beat 'a falling Barcelona' etc.

Abbiati is just awful. Even Turnbull would at least TRY and save these shots.

Milan are so utterly crap. Ambrosini ruins everything.

Niang ain't no Ramires!

I honestly hate how unenthusiastic these commentators are ffs. Whenever Messi scores, it's just "that. was. brilliant." as if they think they sound 'cool' by being all collected and 'calm'. I don't want that. I want "GOAL GOAL GOAL!!!!!!!!!" ffs.