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That would be devastating, we should never sell to those fuckers, just like Barca and Real don't do deals. Fuck those pieces of sh*t, I hate them so fucking much.

Thank you very much, mate, there is a website filled with adults where 'horny' people meet each other, so I'mma try my luck over there, LOL.

Heey, nogen idé om hvor meget en billet kommer til at koste ca.?

Yeeeeeah!

Man if we get FC Nordsjælland, I'm gonna do anything to get the money to go to the match over here, even if it means I have to shag a rich promiscous MILF/granny...

Well he's basically from Sheffield, so you're right, I guess. Is it easy for you Englishmen to spot people's geographical accents in England, because the only one I can recognize is the Liverpool one and in this case, Gary's, lol.I think Terry still has it to be fair, if it were up to me, this season should be his last as a starter and then he can be a sub and mentor for the other two for the rest of his career, but I agree with your point.

FYI, Falcao has retweeted some lowlife bitter, pathetic Spurs fan's message. There goes my admiration for him (Falcao) unless he joins us one day. The moron's name is Rick De La Croix.

I swear to everything that the majority of, if not all gooners are so bitter about our success that you can't help but laugh at it, I hope their misery continues because they FUCKING deserve it, same with the scouse vermin.

I have a hunch that he will come in the last 30-20 minutes of the second half in the Super Cup if we're leading comfortably. He has to start for the QPR game if he doesn't show up in the SC.. Besides, RDM has shown that he's ready to rotate this season and knows how to use the players whichever ''status'' they have, Meireles & Bertrand being great examples.

Joey Barton has had a therapeutic session on Twitter where he emotionally let out what's in his head, LMFAO. Funny stuff.

He and David Luiz are becoming chip and chap the more they play together. They understand each other very well like they're inter-connected to each other's brains LOL, great partnership. BTW can you English lads tell me what his accent is? I've noticed he speaks a weird dialect, it's not scouse nor manc.

Exactly, so many fans take him for granted because he is rarely ostentatious and makes human errors. Well I'm not ashamed to say that he's one of my favorites in the squad, and I know that he's a team player 100% mentally and he takes nothing for granted . Don't forget his performances against Benfica home & away, that goal in the last minutes is unforgettable, the way he eased all of our tensions and last, but not least was the perfect way to shut those annoying B'fica fans up. That pass to Torres in the 1st half was sublime.

No worries, he's only 17 so it's safe to say that he's a project for the future, which is great since it's better to breed own players than always buy.

Hulk if we get him, otherwise Mata instead of him, and David Luiz. :-)

I like the 3rd kit, think I'll buy it with Azpilicueta on the back just for the sake of the name's specialness, and the home kit with the gold star with Hulk if we get him, otherwise it'll be with David Luiz. Damn it feels good to be a CFC fan. :-D

The first half reminded me of the sh*t we endured under AVB, no creativity and playing the ball back and forth between the defenders, like against Everton away for example, though things improved in the second half and I liked how lively Malouda was. People should not be panicking ffs, this was a pre-season friendly against a very good opponent, esp. in the first half, and we really don't need much improvements other than the ones we're already chasing, i.e. Oscar, Azpi and Hulk.

Thank you very much, bruh. ;-)

I honestly must say it's a game we should take a little bit seriously cause we're playing against very good opponents and RDM should try to use his planned formation(s) for the season campaign. Looking forward to it as hell, and I hope Carlo doesn't bear a personal grudge with Chelsea as a whole, I'll always be grateful for what he graced us in the 09/10 season. Such an unforgettable one.

Haha I love James Bond, I have fond memories with Die Another Day. Hah thanks, I will always abide by traffic laws, I even don't see the point in driving fast in habitated places, only scum do that IMO.

Haha that police radio bit made LMFAO, they really waste their time on worthless things like stopping educated people smoking weed and only having fun or people having outdoor sex.. And I'm glad things went smoothly in the end for you, mate.

Yes there is, 50 km/h in towns/habitated places, 80 km/h on out of town roads and 130 km/h on highways. I think you're thinking of Germany where there's no limits on highways? .)

Ah that sucks, buddy, skunk is better than hashish but when it comes to the smell, it can really be a pain in the ass. Here in Denmark there's a place called Christiania in Copenhagen where they sell all kinds of weed and if you buy skunk, it usually sucks if you live in another town and gotta take the train/bus, cause it smells so much that an undercover cop can catch you easily.

Gooooood, in celebration mode. I am now licensed to drive.

Oh maan if it was a scoring of 3/4-0 against arsenal, united, spuds or city I would be begging for him to do that celebration with so much fire and spirit as possible. I say get him, we should be optimistic in that there can be a balance and harmony in playing him and/or Torres.

Congrats man, such a cute CFC young blood and what an awesome middle name, my first name is Franck and I'm so grateful that there's that beloved player and legend in the Chelsea I share the same name with. Safe to say the 11/12 kit with him in my wardrobe is my favorite and always will be.