Shogun

So seeing as Swedish house mafia has commited an level two offence, say he commits a level one offence in 3 years time, would that mean he would be bumped up to level 3 and permanently banned?

McFadden is fucking awful.

We don't need funds, I think only the Manchester clubs earned more points than us from January onwards. We only really need Pienaar permanantly and we SHOULD start off in similar fashion as we ended the season, bar injuries. Kenwright is a really good actor, He constantly lets the world know how much he loves Everton and people constantly say how lucky we are to have such a wonderful chairman regardless of the fact he has been selling the club or trying to at least for the last 7 years without success whilst selling some of our players to appease the banks.His monetary value of the club is too high and he knows it yet doesn't seem like lowering it soon, the quicker he is gone the better.

ooooooooooooooo! look at me, people like my posts and reply to them. Well sorry Mr popular! On a serious note though it has not been happening to me.

1: Manchester United - Assuming that the sign Kagawa they will be a force next year, they'll also have the boost of actally having Vidic at their disposal not to mention a great manager 2: Chelsea - Chelsea will finish 2nd or third I think, it will be closely run but depending on who you may still sin and who will be your next manager makes it hard to predict. 3:Manchester City - Champions league football could be the death of them next season, I can't see too many areas where they will be able to strengthen significantly in the summer, and the amount of games next year could take their toll. 4: Arsenal - Not a strong as the top 3, not do they have the spending power, Van Persie will probably stay and I can' see Podolski being prolific, they have a decent defence at the moment and are probably better than those below them. 5: Everton - I think we will surprise people next year, the main problem we have had over the years is starting slowly, but thats usually because we never start the season with a proven striker, next season that will change thanks to Jelavic who is on fire at the minute. We have a strong defence, I can't see anyone significant leaving, if we sign Pienaar then we will challenge top 4 next season. 6: Newcastle - Can't see the squad they have at the moment changing at all(weakened t least), they will be just as good next season. 7 - Liverpool - They don't have the players to fit Rod er's philosophy and the will not spend in the summer. Last summer the only reason hey spent so much on shit was because they sold so much as well. Gerrard is finished, Suarez is a cunt and Carroll is woeful. Relegated - Swansea, West Ham, Stoke Top scorer - Jelavic(optimistic), Torres(realistic) Most assists - downing Young Player of the Year - Rooney Premier League: Manchester United F.A. Cup: Tottenham Champions League: Real Madrid Europa League: PSG

Sorry about that, i should have known better, felt I had to defend my city as it was being wrongfully bashed. Won' happen again.

Home and third kit in the background http://www.nsno.co.uk/everton/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012-13kits.png Home shirt looks dreadful. Third looks simple but decent.

racist

Getting the 403 error a lot today.

Sorry for the Hazard thread Alex. Xxx

Reported for going off topic.

Will you fuck off replying, I want the last word and you're ruined my rep to post ratio. Cunt

You are obviously incredibly misguided then. I think you may have mental health problems, I hope you get better soon,. We'll have to agree that you just have an agenda

you do realise the two stadiums are located in the poorest parts of the city? Liverpool FC evicted all the people from around the area to make space for plans for a new stadium. They've been bordered up ever since.

You must not have been in the past 5 years then where it has improved dramatically, mainly thanks to the fact we were capital of culture of 2008. Sorry but you hate Livepool FC as much as you want and you can hate people from Liverpool as much as you want but nowadays it is quite a popular and beautiful place. Calling it a shithole is just incorrect and clouded judgement. Sorry to go off topic.

Have you ever actually been to Liverpool?

Fine fine, enough with the hints. We will take him on loan next season providing you pay the wages.

USA were fairly unlucky in the second half, they probably should have won that second half never mind lost in by two goals.

Except for the fact it is a completely different collar.

Nike redeming themselves. Our away kit, fucking love it.

I think it looks dreadful, worst in years and many of our fans agree. The hoops on the sleeves are the worst part about it.

I wish we didn't change to Nike man, our kit this year was the nicest I've ever seen. Now this one will just be the template of the Brazil kit in blue and white. Will be shite.

Can one of the mods/admins of OTC send me the IP address of the person starting the small club threads and I'll see whether the IP address matches anyone on Off The Crossbar? (I'm an moderator on Off the crossbar)

Sorry lads he is joining Everton in a swap with Tony Hibbert. Maybe next time.

Do you go see any premier league clubs when they tour Australia? We did Australia about 2 years ago I think.