Shogun

You bought Lakuku for £18m, that isn't cheap.

You've got to win it first lads.

Not going to read these 16 pages as it will inevitably be about Everton winning 3-1 like it is on every other forum

Right, I think I have cracked how Chelsea can beat Bayern.

So is Swansea away.

Shame Liverpool won't finish 7th...

Really? Please please please stalk me Chelsea legend.

I'll be masturbating probably, if I have time I will try and catch some of the match.

Fucking get in!!!!!! Now Kenny will get to keep his job! Relegation for the bin dippers next year hahahahhahahaahahah

Come on blues! These are shite!

Liverpool will play a weakened team though so there is no harm in resting a few players. COYB!

Will you please stop calling them Scousers. I'm a scouser, Most scousers are BLUE. Anyway please put another smile on my face Mr Fernando torres

EDIT: no one fell for my hilarious prank

Welcome I don't support Chelsea yet feel at home so I'm sure you'll really enjoy it here.

Howard £3m Hibbert £0 Jagielka £4m Heitinga £6m Baines £6m Fellaini £16m Gibson £500k Osman £0 Cahill £1.5m Pienaar loan, previously bought for £2m Jelavic £5.5m Total = £43.5m Suck it.

Like a boss!

Can someone help me depict this please? It's about whether Everton will get into Europe if Chelsea win the final. Of course, what we know is that if Chelsea win the final then 1,2,3 get Champions league City, United, Arsenal 4 gets Europa league Spurs 5 gets Europa league Newcastle Carling cup winner gets Europa league Liverpool According to rules on the official site: http://www.premierle...play-in-europe/ So does that mean 7th place (i.e. at the moment Everton) will get an additional spot and the team will go into Europa league?

Liverpool will play a weakened team I imagine (i know there first team is weak anyway!) Torres score 10

I realised my mistake, Come back captain sloth. let me feel your loins slide up and down your pearly white desk chair whilst producing countless moments of magic on your computer keyboard.

You leaving and WHS joining is going to make the forum extinct in no time!

Who needs you when we've got Strike?

I don't know who TX is yet but he must be great to beat someone of strike's quality. Sloths quality not so much well done mate!

Great forum, clearly a lot of work has gone into it and its paid off, from what I have seen the staff are more than fair and the posters are very welcoming. Top work

Strike is a hero, even if he loses he'll have his dignity knowing he kept to his word. Can't say the same for you sloth, hang your head in shame.