Strike

haha. Ivanovic rape face.

Jose didnt choose that. it was made up by goal.com

is there a scenario where he'll stay? The board has held firm on it's view of not offering Lampard a new contract despite the incessant support from the fans. only way is if Jose comes and says he wants to keep Frank around. only will have that much power and balls to face the board

think it's pretty clear now. sad that he's leaving but like drogba, it's the right time

to add to your point - i think buying a classic right winger is better. Our best player at the Right side is currently Moses. Hazard-Mata-Right Winger would be better. Moses, Oscar, Marin, Piazon are depth for AM position edit: wouldn't be too pissed abt Schurrle though

We'll have a super-human team next season

18.2 = Underweight

haha. i like the sound of that. bein malnourished is better than being fat. can eat as much as you want. but i've got to a point where the height/weight ratio is dangerous to health.doc told me to eat more butter/cheese stuff but nothing's working

any tips to gain weight? - i am extremely malnourished. height-weight ratio is completely off.

Cech Azpilicueta Ivanovic Luiz Bertrand Mikel Ramires Oscar Mata Hazard Ba The same team that faced United (Bertrand for Cole)

try the world

Blue with White Applications - I'd be happy with the rumoured kit posted on here Just not that ridiculous yellow crap please

Torres is single-handedly taking us to Europa League glory. That finish vs Steaua - what composure! and the 2 goals last night. Best striker in the Europa League. 50 million well spent

To be honest, I'm not surprised he's scored a goal like that. He's scored a fair few 'sweeping' volleys before. he's got good control on volleys.

He should have a decent run in the Premier League before he can be valued. He's had a good season at Watford and their win over Hull means they are 1 point from automatic promotion, so if they do secure promotion, it'd be a good idea to send him back there for a season in the Premier League. We'll have Essien back and Romeu fit to cover the pivot. Now if the board decides to offload Essien then we are short of midfield depth. Chalobah will be a good option but it's better he gets a season-long PL experience than bits and pieces of first-team action. So no, he's not ready yet

Happy 20th Birthday mate! Have fun

hopefully if we do sign him and if he's the beast he is, then we'll have a brilliant defender who won't be expecting to be first choice. that way we can manage him better and use him wisely with the other CB's in the first season

they are more like exceptions than the rule itself. His only goals against tough opposition this season was maybe vs Arsenal and Newcastle.

some obscure dude. Ref isn't a worry. What's worryin is that this being di Canio's first game, Sunderland will be up for it.

Neil Swarbrick will referee our game against Sunderland

Stan Collymore - "If Mata improves his shooting, he could be a 10-15 goals a season player" It's awkward when he's scored 18 this season

Torres has NEVER scored a 'winning' goal in a game for Chelsea. His only 'critical goal' in 2 years at the club is the goal at home to Steaua Bucharest. edit: It's interesting how often he's scored in big wins against minnows Genk 5-0 Leicester City 5-2 QPR - 6-1 Wolves 6-0 Nordsjelland 6-1 Leeds United 5-1 that accounts for 11 goals scored for the club

btw, yet another clean-sheet for Luiz and Ivanovic - that's 4 in 5 games they've started together at CB

Modric and Moutinho offer more dribbling from deep. They have the ability to play themselves out of trouble in addition to their playmaking skills. Benat would be cheaper and if Modric/Moutinho are not affordable, he would be my choice