Azpinator

My NYE mood: Happy New Year!! UP THE BLUES!!

We have to smash Stoke! I still hold a lot of resentment towards them ever since when they played like complete thugs against us a couple of years ago. Cunt.

If you're a Chelsea fan and still have reasons to moan about after this, then I feel sorry for you.

Was Michy a Conte signing or a board signing?

Fucking man of the fucking match.

What the actual fuck!! City's defence gives me hope though.. maybe we should try and get Otamendi sent off?

Well, he can sit at the butt-hurt table next to Mourinho if that's the case.

In other news, our Captain seems to be taking the rainbow armband too seriously!

Tibo deserves some love in this forum! He's my MOTM for making some crucial saves during the first half. Our game was a bit Mourinho-esque near the end, but again they really wanted their "revenge" or whatever. It perplexed me that they lost to the likes of Monaco and Leverkusen but still play like that against us. Hey Spudfucks, you don't actually get a trophy if you beat us, you know.

Okay, Luiz was great. But I have to give a shout-out to the unsung hero which was CESAR FUCKING AZPILICUETA.

Such a clumsy derby. I think we can beat this Tottenham side.

This is all too good to be true! I mean nobody can say anything negative about us. Football gods are rewarding us for being so patient and for keeping up with all the crap from last season.

Easily our best striker since King Drogba. I really hope he learns some English and stays with us for a long time.

I think he was talking about PL games only. I've seen this floating around social media pages.

That would be the job of either Luiz, Cahill, JT or Alonso.

Win at Southampton and he'll be the October Manager of the Month.

Let Mourinho be Mourinho and ignore his shit, nothing new there. Our main focus should be on the fact that we beat United by a 4 goal difference for the first time in years, and that we're back in the title race.

With more focus it could have been 7-0. Seriously this could be the start of something special. UP THE BLUES!!

His display was no better than what Ivanovic or Cahill would do at their worst. Not saying he's a bad defender, but he's clearly not worth the money we supposedly bid for him last year.

At this point, I think it's safe to say we dodged a bullet by not signing John Stones. Holy shit!

Winning this would be orgasmic.

I'm pleased to see some improvements. I hope the anti-Courtois campaign flames out now, because you can't have a good keeper without good well-organized defenders, or full-backs who aren't over 30 and/or named Branislav Ivanovic.

Since most of the attention is on our defense, I'd like to take a moment and dedicate this post to this incredible and useful player. What a game-changer! I mean without his contributions we would be a mid-table team at best. He's such an underrated gem it's painful. He's being completely overshadowed by Hazard just like he was overshadowed by Messi.

Cesc is like "Really Bruh? Really?"

What fascinates me is that he's using almost the same defense that he has beaten 3-0 with Juve. I actually like Conte as a manager and person. But whoever is responsible for keeping Ivanovic and Cahill should leave the club along with them. I don't care if there were no alternatives in the transfer market. This has to stop.