Azpinator

Because he has the stamina of a beast.

You know what? A part of me would love to see Kante schooling that Real Madrid midfield. Especially Casemiro.

Flashback to about 2 months ago when top lad @CHOULO19 had me over in Beirut. 💙

Hi! Yacob is a cunt. Bye!

I think Azpi was an AVB target in January 2012 and we went for him after missing out on Van der Wiel. And now I'm cringing at the thought of having VDW instead of our current vice-captain!

We still have Marina, Buck and Cahill.

But last time we ever lost 3-0 it transformed our season. You could say the exact same thing about that Arsenal game.

Alright, know-it-all, you know it all, we get it.

Oh well, time to sit in the dark and listen to sad Adele ballads like a sad basic bitch.

What middle-of-the-road football is this?

The Godfather of attractive attacking football is at it yet again. Shocking.

If you're insinuating that Costa is cut from same cloth as Drogba (quality-wise) then I happily disagree. Didier, despite the times in which he was critisized, is comfortably superior in my opinion, from his fighting spirit to his free-kick and aerial skills. I don't think this matter should ever be discussed to be honest.

Why do people keep saying that and pretend like the 2015/16 season didn't exist? There were times when we fans actually wanted fucking Traore to start instead of him. He's not Drogba. He will never reach the class level of someone like Drogba. For me he will be remembered as the striker who scored almost as many goals as Salomon Kalou, which is an insult to veteran Kalou in my honest fucked-up opinion.

Bye, Felicia! Thanks for the memories and shit.

The worst part is that some Chelsea fans have already adopted those second-hand opinions.

You mean Cesc, Azpi and Willian. Our wingbacks' crossing abilities have been embarrassing.

This is boner-worthy:

Like the way he pressurized PSG's defence 2 years in a row? Give me a break!

My thoughts in the last 20 mins: "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Gotta take a shit." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision." "Starting Cahill is just a tactical decision."

I miss the days when I used to care about who would officiate our matches. England's refs nowadays are like a catalog of different shapes of cunts.

Can he just stay Captain forever?

Not deliberately! It wasn't as bad as you're making it out to be, but even if it was, we won fair and square without cheating. Sure there is room for improvement, but it doesn't make us undeserving. Only cheating/ref shockers can make a win undeserving in my opinion.

Do not get me started on the whole "deserving" argument.

Hey I've found a new form of torture: Watching Vincent Janssen's finishing skills.

I believe nothing about this makes sense from any perspective whatsoever.