Azpinator

Mourinho and Simeone are pretty much two sides of the same coin.

Just score at least 2 goals in the first half and game over.

GOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAZZZZOOOO P.S. Jonathan Moss is a raging cunt

How credible is Palmeri btw?

Muchas gracias! There's nothing I despise more than spreading depressing thoughts. We as fans have to be stronger than that. The ideal mentality is just to have the the right balance of rationality and belief. We absolutely can beat Everton and WBA. It's not like last season or any other bad periods we've had.

I truly respect everybody's opinion, but fucking hell! Have some faith in our team and enough with all this pessimistic crap.

This embarrassing level of refereeing is making me less and less excited about Chelsea's CL chances next year. Crucial false decisions all over the quarter-finals of the most prestigious club football competition Disgusting stuff.

Well, Bournemouth were also piss poor at The Bridge earlier this season. If we play tomorrow as if we're playing a final, we should end this fucking circus.

So what exactly does Costa have to do to be dropped? He was so insufferable to watch.

“They tried to get in our mind maybe by fouling and kicking to destabilise us," Courtois told the London Evening Standard. “These are the mind games they try to play - they get it from their manager - but we didn’t fall into that trap. "They obviously came with a plan, to put Phil Jones and [Matteo] Darmian on Eden and Willian. It was hard to find the space but, after we did, they made a lot of fouls."

You know what? Let's make it a hattrick over them next month. So sick of that man's ego.

My thoughts exactly, like school boys on a Sunday afternoon. I'm even more appreciative and grateful for Kante than I was before. Such a blessing to our squad.

Dear whiny fans, I sincerely advise you all to not support Chelsea, or an English side. What would really help your condition is some frequent wanking over a team like Barcelona. Thank you.

MOTM: N'Golo Hazard. I refuse to vote for just one of them.

We should be able to destroy them. It all depends on the mentality. Not looking forward to the potential insufferable comments from Jose though.

Really pleased with Akouma. The future is bright.

Not an Arsenal fan yet I still got offended by that pathetic performance by Arsenal. Wenger keeps allowing dumbfucks to make fun of the PL and I find that very offensive.

This is what prison torture must feel like.

It's been quiet without the casual Pep groupies. I would never want his mess at Chelsea.

If only life was that simple..

If we are destined to lose him, I'll just pretend he injured his ACL. We will fight with or without him. It is what it is.

We just can't escape the drama, can we?

Fun fact: his full name is Fernando Javier Llorente Torres. So basically he's Fernando Torres. Do we really wanna go through that again? Joking aside, Conte knows better, so if he sees something in any player I'll put my faith in that player.

Goodbye, Mikelegend.