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Google translate is rubbish, though. There's a site called badtranslator that puts through English text through 35 google translate languages and gives you a final result; I put in "Salomon Kalou is a cracking footballer" and got back:
"Eden Hazard has signed for Chelsea Football Club":

No, in his best form he'd have had about 35. He missed so many sitters, which, alone, would have gotten him to about 20-25. Don't act like our entire team under Villas-Boas wasn't set up to bring the best out of him. It did for about a week then he fucked us off at Old Trafford with that miss.
We're wasting our time here by trying with Torres. Just get him out as soon as possible, try and recoup something from that 50 million. Perhaps that'll help give Lukaku some game time, though we could do with a backup striker.
The fact of the matter is he's a money grabbing wanker who gets mass-fellatio from the majority of Chelsea fans while comparative hero's like Bosingwa are hounded out of the club.

What does Kalou have to do with AC Milan?
Also as far as Serie A goes, my club is Napoli. I don't really care for anybody else.

He may be shit but he's better than Malouda and actually gives a fuck, which is why I'd rather have him over Slo Mo Flo Mo any day.

I think Barcelona is a city in Spain. I think their club is called Espanyol CF.

They could all have been driven away, with ease, if every poster on here posted "ITS CONSTANTINOPLE AND WE'LL NEVER CALL IT ISTANBUL".
Turks hate that

Just an annoying sig by Cap that we're not telling @Naked Mole Rat about

Henrique doesn't like Palmeiras, he secretly supports Corinthians/Coritiba/Sao Paulo/any of Palmeiras' rivals

Glad i didn't bother with that one!

What does Kalou have to do with AC Milan?
Also as far as Serie A goes, my club is Napoli. I don't really care for anybody else.

Henrique doesn't like Palmeiras, he secretly supports Corinthians/Coritiba/Sao Paulo/any of Palmeiras' rivals

Are you kidding me, Torres doesn't read these boards and the support he gets at the Bridge makes me cringe - Didier Drogba didn't get that type of support. When I know these same fans have booed our players on a few occasions for performances that weren't as awful as some of the dross Torres has served up in a blue shirt.
Also if Torres loses confidence because fans don't support him/ he has another striker to compete with/ he doesn't have players that can serve him up a perfect pass/ he doesn't have a coach that understand how to treat him/ he doesn't have a system that suits him/ than he is obviously a player that can never be successful at a club our size.
Of course we are going to discuss him, same reason there is probably a super long thread in RAWK about Andy Carroll or about Berbatov in redcafe.

Torres came with a 50 million price tag and came from a club we despise.
It's obvious that he's going to get a lot of support through thickness and anorexia alike for those reasons.

Seriously guys, Bran might've had a bad start to the season but that doesn't mean he's automatically gone shit. Just give him time. If he doesn't perform for a prolonged period of time Azpilicueta will take his spot, it's logical.

Don't shoot the messenger!
He was asked particularly about Cesar and said that "he was a signing to strengthen the squad but when you have an established RB like Iva, you have to start him"
BTW Eddie, is terrible at talking to the media! Way too honest.

Torres came with a 50 million price tag and came from a club we despise.
It's obvious that he's going to get a lot of support through thickness and anorexia alike for those reasons.

Naah. Even when we still had Drogba, Anelka etc, most fans were still supporting Torres. It has gotta to do with the looks as far as those fangirls are concerned.

I think if and when Barca do think of getting him back, it'd be as a central defender, not midfielder.

Look at this very page. Someone compared him to Makalele. I have seen many many people write things like "Romeu looked fabulous last season". I've seen people praise every aspect of his game. I'm not making up or exaggerating what many people are saying about him. You can also see multiple mentions of us hiding him from Barcelona. Not making that up either.

I agree with Joker. Instead of looking for whacked out conspiracy theories, perhaps we should start closer to home and realise he's not good enough at this point?
Just because you're a midfielder who came out of La Masia doesn't mean you're Xavi.

Maybe he is not good enough or shown enough to play ahead of the players ahead of him.
It's humorous how posters here keep coming up with ridiculous conspiracy theories to justify why he is not playing, when in fact in all likely it is because he is not good enough.
With Raul and Essien gone he will get his chance with the depleted options we have. I am looking forward to it personally because so many myths have been said about his quality.
First of all we still don't know if Barca has a buy back option or just a mere a first refusal option in the event we decide to sell him. Because Catalans press claim almost every player has inserted a certain clause with Barcelona. example the rumors of Drogba having a clause that he can break his contract if Barca came calling.
If there is a clause then he would need to make a serious impression for Barca to activate that clause, because Barca have the best dm in the world in Busquets and vastly superior player in Song in his position.
I haven't even mentioned Mascherano, JDS, or Thiago who are capable playing Dm at Barca.

Actually, I was hoping to see both Oriol and Mikel start in the double pivot. Both are calm passers, have good movement off the ball and are strong lads.
They are also both young so if they work out it would help us a lot for seasons to come.

Paulo is a legend and a great guy to boot. Why is this being done to him?

So hes been frozen out apparently, makes me wonder did AVB really do that to the oldies last season or was it the higher powers? Strange.... I thought it was AVB but now that Flo and possibly Paulo are being frozen out then it makes me wonder