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Google translate is rubbish, though. There's a site called badtranslator that puts through English text through 35 google translate languages and gives you a final result; I put in "Salomon Kalou is a cracking footballer" and got back:
"Eden Hazard has signed for Chelsea Football Club":

The capitalism apologists in this thread should consider that capitalism is unsustainable in the future. It's only survived this long because of the huge expansion of Western monetary investment has given pretty much every capitalist country (aside from the unfortunate few nations in Africa with no resources to offer, thus no incentive for Western entrepreneurs to invest) a huge, one-off spike in living standards, thus eliminating social discontent and making the majority of people believe that capitalism is infallible. As the rest of the developing world catches up, Western living standards will fall as the life we lead now is simply unsustainable once you get 3 or 4 billion other humans having the money to be able to live like us. They will push the earth as far as it can go, by 2100 or so we will be left with next to no new sources of the resources we currently use to exploit. Then the economic debate will turn to how to make the most of an ever-shrinking resources pie, which is why if we permit capitalism to grow unchecked this century as we did the previous two, we'll effectively be writing our own death warrant as a species.
The only way we can permit capitalism to maintain its vice-like grip over the planet to proceed is if we start using renewable resources on a broad basis, as soon as possible, while conserving what's left of traditional resources (e.g. oil, coal) until we can find an alternative to them.

It was me

No, in his best form he'd have had about 35. He missed so many sitters, which, alone, would have gotten him to about 20-25. Don't act like our entire team under Villas-Boas wasn't set up to bring the best out of him. It did for about a week then he fucked us off at Old Trafford with that miss.
We're wasting our time here by trying with Torres. Just get him out as soon as possible, try and recoup something from that 50 million. Perhaps that'll help give Lukaku some game time, though we could do with a backup striker.
The fact of the matter is he's a money grabbing wanker who gets mass-fellatio from the majority of Chelsea fans while comparative hero's like Bosingwa are hounded out of the club.

Spike Spiegel offering medical advice to the sick WHS, who has tonsilitis:

I've finally cleaned my desktop

What does Kalou have to do with AC Milan?
Also as far as Serie A goes, my club is Napoli. I don't really care for anybody else.

He may be shit but he's better than Malouda and actually gives a fuck, which is why I'd rather have him over Slo Mo Flo Mo any day.

I think Barcelona is a city in Spain. I think their club is called Espanyol CF.

They could all have been driven away, with ease, if every poster on here posted "ITS CONSTANTINOPLE AND WE'LL NEVER CALL IT ISTANBUL".
Turks hate that

Just an annoying sig by Cap that we're not telling @Naked Mole Rat about

Haha, he's not a footballer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muttiah_Muralitharan

Philistine

Henrique doesn't like Palmeiras, he secretly supports Corinthians/Coritiba/Sao Paulo/any of Palmeiras' rivals

Glad i didn't bother with that one!

The Southern Hemisphere is the best Hemisphere.

What does Kalou have to do with AC Milan?
Also as far as Serie A goes, my club is Napoli. I don't really care for anybody else.

Salomon and N'Doye both finding the net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5lLNUXBT48

Henrique doesn't like Palmeiras, he secretly supports Corinthians/Coritiba/Sao Paulo/any of Palmeiras' rivals

No activity all day? Me and Ryan were at school, whs was at work and cap went on a shopping spree in banana republic I assume

Are you kidding me, Torres doesn't read these boards and the support he gets at the Bridge makes me cringe - Didier Drogba didn't get that type of support. When I know these same fans have booed our players on a few occasions for performances that weren't as awful as some of the dross Torres has served up in a blue shirt.
Also if Torres loses confidence because fans don't support him/ he has another striker to compete with/ he doesn't have players that can serve him up a perfect pass/ he doesn't have a coach that understand how to treat him/ he doesn't have a system that suits him/ than he is obviously a player that can never be successful at a club our size.
Of course we are going to discuss him, same reason there is probably a super long thread in RAWK about Andy Carroll or about Berbatov in redcafe.

Torres came with a 50 million price tag and came from a club we despise.
It's obvious that he's going to get a lot of support through thickness and anorexia alike for those reasons.

I don't have twitter. If I did I would follow you for sure

@, if cap has Twitter, he would be spamming Kalou's mention all day long and every day of the week!