Yeah, here's a list of goals that weren't the opener, equaliser or winner; or in general barely influenced the result: 2nd goal in a 2-0 win vs Blackburn in October 2006 3rd goal in a 3-0 win vs Blackburn in January 2007 2nd goal in a 2-0 win vs Portsmouth, 3/07 3rd goal in a 4-1 win vs West Ham, 4/07 2nd goal in a 3-0 win vs Sheffield United, 3/07 2nd and 4th goals in a 4-0 win vs Hull, 9/07 5th goal in a 6-0 win vs Man City, 10/07 3rd goal in a 3-1 win vs Huddersfield, 2/08 3rd goal in a 3-0 win vs Olympiacos, 3/08 2nd goal in a 2-0 win vs Man City, 4/08 4th goal in a 4-0 win vs Portsmouth, 9/08 4th goal in a 4-1 win vs Cardiff, 2/10 6th goal in a 7-1 win vs Aston Villa, 3/10 3rd goal in an 8-0 win vs Wigan, 5/10 4th and 5th goals in a 6-0 win vs Wigan, 8/10 5th goal in a 5-0 win vs Genk, 10/11 2nd goal in a 3-0 win vs Newcastle, 12/11 That works out at 17/60, or roughly 28%, and I'm being generous by including the 2nd goal in 2-0 wins, take them out and its only 14/60 that were truly useless. Also there's a problem with this data, what if some of the times we were 1-0 or 2-0 up and we were getting dominated and Kalou scored a goal that knocked the stuffing out of the opposition charge? And in a sense, none of those league goals from that list were truly useless in that they still at least boosted our goal difference. Also, he has 40 assists to his name but I wasn't able to find a list of those to determine which were useful and which weren't. To answer your specific question, though, 12 out of 60 or 20%. Interestingly, all of his goals in 2009 (about 10, I think) were 'useful' in that the result might have been different had he not scored.