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If he goes to Liverpool, Arse or the Yids

Selfish git, couldn't have happened to anyone more deserving. I genuinely felt sorry for Gomez for confirming my predictions (actually, on reflection I rather enjoyed it ), but Robben is a player I dislike. Thanks for everything you did here but if you don't have the bottle to take a penalty but do to take the ball off everyone for 120 minutes and do absolutely nothing with it, then you are a bit of a git.

Why is his face about 10 shades lighter than his arms?!

We better get this thread back on topic right quick or BlueLion will have our heads. So yeah, umm, this Hazard guy, do we sign him or wot?

Good call! Not too dissimilar?

I've solved the mystery. Clearly it's Lukaku:

Could it be Alex? It looks as though the body belongs to someone who is mixed race, black and white. I don't know any other mixed players other than Cole and Bertrand in our squad. Bosingwa looks mixed race, as well.

Kalou is somewhat darker than that.

I think it would be unfair on Didier if we don't give Number 11 to a striker at the least. He doesn't have to be black, enormous or a repeat matchwinner, though

Wow, the resemblances are uncanny!

He's a cunt, but he's our cunt, so he shall be treasured. Much like Peter Kenyon

It's not retirement that most (myself included) want, its a temporary suspension of the number. One season, even. Give it to Lukaku when he's ready to step up.

Perhaps in a way it is good that he will be leaving along Bosingwa. During the latter days of their Blue careers the inclusion of one in the team meant the other had to play.

Double post, sorry.

That picture has ruined BlueLion for me. I always thought he looked like his avatar for some reason That's a good idea but I think Ramires has played better since he moved to right wing than he has his whole Chelsea career. Unless Hulk signs there's no reason to change the set up, is there?

We're not talking about him as a permanent right back. Temporary, if Ivanovic and Ferreira are unavailable.

Hazard I hope he'll be a massive success.

Yes, but that Guardian article didn't have a single quote and I've never heard of a retained players list being released to the media so early. There's always hope. I've been trying to convince myself of this for a few days now. No thanks to We Hate Scouse

Damn you, Alex, I choked on my apple because of that! I don't agree with the message but that is surely the greatest gif in history.

Why be mean I have an exam on Thursday. I shall prepare that emotive masterpiece in a few days time. I promise it will bring a tear to all who read it

Hmm. I think I will break my article duck and knock up an emotional piece when he leaves.

Also fans young and old tend to like a player who always tries his hardest and leaves nothing on the pitch. Aah, if he had a bit more skill. What could have been. I think he is (or was) a kind of cult hero here. Chanting KALOUUUUUUUUUUU when he comes on, those key goals, that banner Drogba had in Munich all bear the hallmarks of someone who is at least somewhat popular.

KieranVogel asked me the same question a couple of pages back:

I would like to see it. He's immense at right back on FM, hopefully that translates to real life

I am not trolling. He is me, basically. All guts and hard work, little talent to show for it. Mirrors my academic career thus far really well, I only got to uni by grafting in the subjects I have no aptitude for (thats all of them excluding history). Those of you who follow cycling may see an even better comparison to me in Joaquim Rodriguez (a bloke who's utter rubbish at everything except climbing).