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I'm stripping Alex of his number 1! LumH is the new leader Please don't ban me.

Didn't you get 181?!

So how does the leaderboard stand at the moment? 1. Alex 2. Manpe 3. LumH 4. Me? 5. WHS? 6. Sh0n3x 7. Artinho 8. BluesMaster 9. Spike Spiegel (Spike, I am disappoint). Only scores above 60 can have a place on the TC Hall of Fame of typing really fast. I swear Alex is cheating, he's seventy ahead of Manpe! Seventy!

No wonder the Estonian's are the lords of the internet. I for one welcome our new Estonian overlords

Oh fuck off Alex

I also need optimal weather conditions and the words given to me must not be longer than three lower case letters. I reckon I can do 200 if I get all those.

Just improved my average: 70+84+90+80+88/5= 82.4 I think everyone should get a maximum of 5 tests to set down an average.

Yep, I also need a pacer in front of me to dictate how fast I need to go to meet my goal.

When I modify my fingers to be more aerodynamic I'll smash that. They're not very efficient scything through the air separating the keyboard from my wrist, at the moment.

Just got another score, 80. I think that about does it then. Average of 79.5, that sounds right. I don't think I'll be able to much improve it.

3rd try

I think LumH is doping. 9.2 characters a second. LumH, what do your fingers weigh?

Defeat! 2nd try. Someone is bored at work

That's awful, Spike.

I've gotten a decent score first time round: It will improve.

Please, I don't count in words per minute, I count in posts per minute. Such a test is beneath me

That third kit looks worse every time I look at it.

We haven't bought any footballers already at their peak. We've bought players on the left side of the football career Bell Curve, and most of the rest of the squad are on the right of centre on the Bell Curve, so we will have inconsistency often for a few years to come until the younger players all peak at the same time. When they do though, it will be amazing. In the meantime we just have to stay patient.

He's still our best player. Convenient to leave Man United out.

They murdered the pizza, as well: What the fuck is that?

I was agreeing with you that he isn't all that. Certainly in future he will justify his price tag but right now he's only worth half that. We paid for potential.

I think we should play a 4-4-2. 2 banks of 4. Defensive

I think we should save Marin or perhaps Oscar for that role.

He's 21, for fucks sake. HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME. Get that through your heads and lower your expectations- he'll be good to one of the best of his generation, and thats if things work out for him.

No. Turnbull is a calamity, but we already knew that. Piazon, Chalobah, etc. aren't ready, and we already knew that. About the only thing we've learned from today is that fitness and motivation are more important than reputation. We weren't arsed and we weren't as fit as the MLS players.