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capriccioso

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  1. capriccioso
    The key, I find, is to start off slow and then accelerate towards the end. I've never had much success sustaining a fast pace throughout. He would be rather shit if he was bowling at speeds of 90 km an hour
  2. capriccioso
    Fucks sake.
  3. capriccioso
    Ferreira is a great third choice right back. I hope we give him a new 2 year deal, he retires after that, and accepts a job as coach or something. We could have gone for Seedorf on a one year deal. The man is still world class, what an amazing footballer Clarence has been You won't be up for another 12 hours or so, will you?
  4. capriccioso
    Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill- Fausto Coppi.
  5. capriccioso
    My urinal stream and the pressure of it are fine, thanks.
  6. capriccioso
    6 SHOTS! And I'm no danger to anyone! And I'm not incoherent, I just don't type well. Stop being mean to me
  7. capriccioso
    Alcohol is fun.
  8. capriccioso
    Nooo! So close
  9. capriccioso
    My 8 tries at the moment stand with the following results, in chronological order: 70, 84, 90, 80, 88, 84, 86, 89 Average typing speed in the 80s with a potential to spike into the 90s. That sounds pretty good.
  10. capriccioso
    I'm over my rep limit.
  11. capriccioso
    Fear them!
  12. capriccioso
    Silence, you bastard! (see what I did there? )
  13. capriccioso
    Poor choice of insult, that's used as a term of endearment here.
  14. capriccioso
    MY NECK IS FINE. STOP MICRO ANALYSING MY PICTURE!!
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  16. capriccioso
    As Ice Cube said in the movie Friday, "You ain't catching no crackhead". The guy may or may not have been smoking crack but he was certainly on some drug.
  17. capriccioso
    Bitch please. Brush up against this and you're dead. Or extremely sick, depending on how your body reacts to poison
  18. capriccioso
    I met a guy from Taree or some other rural place in NSW (I forget exactly). He was Aboriginal but he looked like he was half white. Apparently he was in Sydney for no reason at all, caught the train here and he was penniless. Little shit tried to get a smoke off me but I didn't give him one. So he stole my mate's burger, just took it straight out of his hands and ran away.
  19. capriccioso
    Turnbull is a calamity, Hilario is inconsistent but he was pretty good last time we used him for a long run of games after Cech's skull fracture.
  20. capriccioso
    Am I a mate or a cunt?
  21. capriccioso
    Outstanding That's my usual excuse. Either that or I tell them I'm smoking a menthol, which 90% of the time does the job as well.
  22. capriccioso
    After what you did with Spike, I'm really afraid!
  23. capriccioso
    My body is far hairier than my face. I have very little facial hair.
  24. capriccioso
    Estonian's have too much power on the internet!
  25. capriccioso
    I told you that you were as white as chalk, Spike.
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