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That's right. He'll beat me up if he catches me cheating. He'll also get you good if you cuckold him.

Lol we can sell him. Market him as 'world class African centre midfielder, 2 time PL winner and one time CL winner. And we promise your club will be the most supported in Ghana'. That'll pull out an offer from Anzhi or PSG.

No I don't

But he got in first. See the Kalou thread in Ex-Blues.

But I'm We Hate Scouse's bitch.

Why doesn't anyone get me, then?

Why, manpe?

How the hell did you get ~70 reps in about 16 hours?!

But you already have them.

Cocksucker. I'll hold on to my March MoM title. 1-0!

Sleeping. Tea is great!

I'll pretend SS stands for Salomon Spiegel.

If you're tired don't masturbate, that'll just make things worse. I advise coffee/any caffeinated drink and a smoke. And splash your face with cold water.

Oh. That happened. How is little Salomon going?

Whoa, what the fuck is happening here? It seems by sleeping in, I've missed a lot.

Its as cunning as an especially cunning fox that's recently been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

I have a cunning plan...

I'll try tomorrow.

I don't believe I've ever insulted anyone personally, if I have, I'm sorry. I take personal abuse very seriously. In fact when it happened to me I was on the verge of leaving this forum. It's news to me that anyone could think that I am an insulting person.

Perhaps you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror before pointing fingers at others. We're going off topic in a thread that was created for it, we're not doing it in a Chelsea thread.

It's not spam This is spam:

He's surely having a laugh, he mentioned zolayes, who Kojo has a bad relationship with, and wouldn't miss at all if he were to leave. He can change his name as many times as he likes, he's not going to shed the tag that we all share, spammer/troller; and therefore to complain about others 'trolling' that might force zolayes to leave sounds very suspect.

I do believe that is 'bantz', Scouseman.

It would look rather overstated if he had "Founder and Owner", "Administrator" and "Member of the Month" all under his avatar. Also guests/noobs may suspect that he rigged the contest somehow

How will Jim fit a gold member title in? Administrator with a gold rather than a blue background?