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As I see it the most active/funniest posters on General Chat are: Me, Spike, KOF, WHS, manpe, and you That makes us the lethal hexagon of doom!

This, I do not understand. Please explain.

Perhaps I should upload a mugshot where I'm not wearing a jacket/full sleeve shirt... then you can see just how scarily thin I am.

I'm awful, so I'm not going to participate.

On an unrelated note, I was spying on Salomon through twitter and our own ChelseaChick (I think) invited him over for tea: Where's my invite?

Yeah, they have to qualify They haven't been confirmed as a seeded team yet, either.

The propaganda machine is working B) Are Lille in the CL this season?! I can't bear the thought of not watching him, I'm not going to sit through foreign commentary to watch Ligue 1

I wonder if Drogba is struggling in China

The great man has retired. Appreciate his career here:

There are porn forums? Brb going on Google.

The English are weird. They invented the metric system (which is used by nearly all of the world, Australia included) but they don't use it! I'm 183 cm and 57 kg.

It would have been a damn big one if it weighted 57 kilo's

I'm 6 feet and...

It's so tight already

Phil Liggett has one of the greatest voices in commentating history, and he has an English accent. Shame his age/American TV have robbed him of his intelligence.

We should smash them.

:D

You're a doctor!

If darts is so easy how come I suck at it?

Foy

You sound like you're working out for proper reasons It's people who do it to be 'cool' or to attract girls that I don't like.

Sorry but I don't have time for this at the moment . Would it be alright if I joined in November?

I understand where you're coming from Art, it can be very important for some people, but it's not for me: 1. I'm fine with my testosterone levels :eyebrows: 2. It's not like I don't exercise. I play football often. When my knee permits I have a crack on the exercise bike. 3. That's different for everyone. Some people do their most profound thinking in study's or libraries. Others might do it while chucking a shit or having a work out session. It's the showers, for me. 4. If I have to do something physical to give me enjoyment I prefer playing football to lifting weights. 5. Bilateral hyperhidrosis disagrees with anyone suggesting they can control my sweat. 6. So does orgasm. 7. I'll be dead by the time I'm 70, if I'm lucky, anyway (thanks to a myriad of digestive diseases I already have). 8. That's also different for everyone. Stress relief for me involves alcohol or cigarettes, or occasionally weed. Some relieve stress naturally, others like myself need a push. 9. I'm happy as it is. I'm not the strongest and I'm not the fittest but I am good enough for myself, and that's all that matters. 10. I already have buckets of that.