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Not me, trolling isn't my forte. But post about your exploits Edit: I did however try to mindfuck vbulletin by entering my birthday while registering as 31st February, but vbulletin was having none of it

That's made my day, F-Z!

A very good compiling service: http://www.footballfilter.com/

Suarez and Barcelona would be a perfect fit. One could even get to like him amidst the plethora of cunts there.

It's Talksport. I'm not believing it until we get more links.

Sort it out Jim, BlueLion. It's been 12 hours since my likes expired.

We have no rivalry with anyone outside London. Hating someone does not make you their rival.

Barbara Hard to feel sorry for anyone who comes home and is greeted with that for a sight :eyebrows:

They're all cunts. They (Messi, Iniesta) only look good because of the supercunts (Valdes, Dani Alves, Biscuits, Mascherano etc. )that surround them.

I think most of the Barcahate stems from their annoying superior attitude and then that exacerbated it. The post match media coverage was all about 'victory for football' and all that wank and we know that isn't true, we are the true saviours of football, not them. In short, I'd say that most hate them because: 1. Glory hunting fans, and even normal fans of the club are cunts. 2. Holier than thou attitude 3. Saviours of football attitude 4. Hypocrisy 5. The media wanking over Barcelona all the time 6. Comparisons between Messi and Pele and Maradona (probably a personal one, I don't think many other than me would cite this as a reason) 7. Ovrebo 8. They seem to be the darling of the establishment 9. They can get away with 'financial doping' via their TV rights deals but no one else other than Madrid can. 10. Acting like they are some kind of martyrs because Franco gave them a rough time in the 50s. Get the fuck over it, he was never a Madrid supporter, he just hated Catalan separatism- for which Barcelona was a front for. 11. The disgraceful, diving, cheating cunts that play for them. 12. The way said cunts act whenever someone dares to not roll over and let them win 12-0, complaining to the media that defending is anti-football. How the fuck does an essential part of football, defending, pervert the sport? 13. The Fabregas affair. 14. Inserting buy-back clauses into every young player's transfer out of the club.

A very minor criticism I have is the last few lines, where you say "as the next chapter of the growing Chelsea-Spurs rivalry is written.". Our rivalry isn't really growing anymore is it? We've been bitter rivals for decades. Apart from that, your piece is an excellent article. You would do better than most of the 'journalists' that write on football

That's a fine effort, strike. Will rep that ASAP.

I was gutted when the dippers scored late

Anelkalouda

I like Fulham, they're probably my 2nd team from England, but I'll still rather see us smash them!

I'm a bit nervous though

That a Spanish clubs' fan forum has a cricket thread speaks volumes about the nature of its fans.

If you guys are really short on writers I can give it a go. I fancy myself as an essay writer, though reports on football are completely different!

Yep, if a Latin/Latin American fan, Spanish emigre, or someone living in a Spanish speaking country supports Barcelona then I guess its ok. But someone from England, who was born and raised there? Get to fuck.

Anyway, this mob are rubbish at the back. If we go in for a lightning strike, try and grab a couple of early goals the ties over if we defend well. Pique and Puyol are probably the worst centre backs to ever have won a World Cup, Barcelona would genuinely be better off getting rid of both and playing Mascherano and Busquets at centre back. Dani Alves relies on his pace a lot to recover from being out of position, play Sturridge on his flank and watch that go. Abidal is their only decent 'normal' defender.

He hates us, we hate him. Problem? Anyway, a 2 footed sliding challenge should be enough to take Mr. Big Mouth out of the game. Oh wait, he takes drugs, he's invincible to injury.

We are a fucking small club, we want to be a fucking small club, why do they think thats an insult to us? Small club > big club any day. We still have a soul, an identity. This mes que un club shit may have been true in 1899 or whatever but not today, you are more than a club if you're a big club, you are the reason for footballs downfall. We're just a small club in Fulham, just a small club in Fulham..... Edit: Right, lets see what being a big club gets you. Here's a post from a die hard Barcelona fan born and raised in Chelmsford: You get glory hunting twats like these supporting your club. Crushing a club and teaching lessons? What is this, primary school? I know that it seems hypocritical of me to defend myself as a non-plastic and yet accuse him, because both of us are overseas fans but let me put in some context. Outside of Europe and South America, the Premier League receives by far the widest coverage, and in the case of Australia, the only coverage on the media. Other leagues are never acknowledged here, Barcelona are never spoken of as current La Liga champions they're always the Champions of Europe. Add into the bargain that our domestic league is pretty poor barring one team and was only created 5 or 6 years ago, I was a Chelsea fan before we even had a league at all, the NSL was nearly defunct by the time I started paying attention to football. The same can be said for the multitude of non-European fans of any other English club. Once you leave English shores though, it begins to look a bit suspect, unless you have a family tradition of supporting that club. I can confirm that its not just the Anglo-Saxon world where the EPL gets the biggest coverage, I have been to Sri Lanka and India and in both countries the EPL was the only football broadcast- the domestic leagues didnt even get a look in on pay tv. This guy, however, is from England, where I imagine La Liga gets not much more coverage than it does over here, he has a very good league to pick a team from, I'll bet his country had a league that didn't fall apart before he was born, and yet, he supports Barcelona.

I for one don't agree with Torres dick-sucking either. Torres has been probably the worst player to pull on the Blues shirt in the best part of a decade and he gets backing that my Salomon, and other players like Sturridge, who have been consistently miles better than Torres since Jan '11 are not given. Some bloke the other day even went as far as calling Kalou the worst ever player to pull on a blue shirt, but I look at our number 9 and I know that's not true. I wonder if things would have been different had, say, Malouda cost 50 million, would he get this fellatio or would people eventually see through it and realise he's wank? Anyway, lets leave personal feelings aside. Would you really start Sturridge on the wing again in the next few games, given how poor he's been on the wing for several months? Personally I'd leave him on the bench or if I felt a huge hard on to make him play I'd drop the strikers and put Sturridge in there instead.

Don't get me wrong, friend, I would much prefer to see Sturridge in at striker than Torres, but as a winger, no future for him.

Can I then say, "Malouda was our best player 24 months ago and should never be criticised" or "Essien was our best player 36 months ago and should never be criticised" and accuse all who dispute that of being fake Chelsea fans? He may only be 22, but if he can't get his attitude straight then he's got to go. Regardless of your position on him, you have to agree right now he is in rubbish form and going into such a critical phase of the season he can't play much more.