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Aah yes, I see now. Looks quite good

His heads not screwed on right. And he can't live off past glories, he's been pretty shit since around December.

I think he was dire today. People other than me were actually happy to see Kalou come on, and that's usually a sign that the player coming off had a shocker.

What have you done, J? There's something strange about your posts, I can't put my finger on it but you have changed something. Back on topic, I don't think so about Torres/Gerrard. Rooney/Hernandez is the only striking partnership of late I can think of.

There's only two ways forward with Sturridge: 1) Never, ever, ever, play him on the wing. Even when the alternative is playing a defender as a winger. Give him a right kick up the arse, make him play for the reserves a few weeks then let him play as the striker and see what he can do/if his attitude has improved. 2) Give him a 5 year deal and sell him in the summer.

I only watched ~the first 35 minutes and then all the goals, Bertrand wasn't that impressive earlier on, Moses was giving him a torrid time.

Now, I'd hate to put a damper on celebrations, but how many of you (apart from myself) would be gay for Kalou had he scored that 'lucky tap-in' that Mata did? I joke . Enjoy your evenings/mornings/afternoons lads, I'm off to take some medicine and head to sleep now. Good night. Edit: 1000th post

Ivanovic for MOTM a no brainer.

YES!! YES!!! WE'RE BACK.

Well, lets see. Malouda's wank, Sturridge's wank, Kalou's... poor, Mata can't be in two places at once. Who else have we got?

Oh dear Salomon I think we have to sack any coaches responsible for training our players in finishing. This lot couldn't hit an A380 from point blank range.

I am disappoint. One accusation you can never throw at him is selfishness, greedyness or arrogance.

Fucks sake. Liverpool equalised.

Fucks sake.

I think it's time he is included in the Kalou-Malouda debate, which for those who don't know what it is, concerns the topic of who is our 2nd best winger.

Thats why we love Salomon Kalou

This seems like a situation for.. Magic Mikel? No? Yes? (The name, not the appropriateness of bringing him on)

GET THE FUCK IN YOU BIG SERB

This seems like a situation for King Kalou.

Look he may be as useful on the wing as a barber's shop on the steps of the guillotine, but thats harsh.

That's the difference between us and United and the other top teams. When they have bad days they still scramble a goal. When we have bad days our finishing is affected, as well. Edit: Good to see people are agreeing with my idea that there are bits of lemon peel floating down the Thames that would make better wingers than Dan Sturridge.

Just to think, 2 years ago we massacred this lot 8-0.

The whole world seems to be shifting from 4-4-2 and its variants to 4-5-1 and its variants. I blame Spain and Barcelona. Striking partnerships will become even more rare than they are today in 5-6 years time, imo. Which in turn could lead to 3 man defences.

What? Newcastle are ahead of us?! We'd better fucking win.

I've figured out a way. Shut my eyes, blast up the volume so I won't fall asleep and I'll open if/when we/they score How are you feeling? I've gotten a flu, what about you?