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Well now. Villarreal were relegated, and he is a class, class striker. We could get him for 10, 15 million tops- a second division club aren't in much of a position to bargain. He could be a revelation, especially at that price. It's the kind of transfer that Newcastle have made of late, cheap and intelligent. Now, he did bugger up his knee in April so he may miss the start of the season, but he's still young at 25 and I'm confident he can recover. There is a very old article from January '11 where his agent said that Rossi would only leave for Barca, Madrid, Inter or Chelsea: http://www.goal.com/...-barcelona-real

Fuck every other club. Lord Richard Attenborough, greatest documentary guy in history, supports Chelsea. Your arguments are invalid

Hmm. In your first post here you seem to think we are arrogant bastards for daring to think we are the equal of historically larger clubs such as Liverpool. Truth be told, I think the whole concept of 'big club' is flawed. Liverpool have been varying shades of rubbish for the past 2 decades and are yet still considered a big club; Tottenham haven't won the league in a long time either but are also considered a big club. Finally, you hate us and City for things out of our control. We didn't head over to Russia and give Abramovich blowjobs to get him to buy the club. He bought it because he saw some potential. We never asked for it, what do you propose we do, force him out of the club and pay him back everything he gave us? How are we the cunts for something we didn't even do? And you, or any other supporter of a historically successful club would be absolutely over the moon to have been taken over by a tycoon who would care for your club and spend big if necessary. He could have turned you into multiple European champions, would you have been complaining if that had happened?

Why not? We've got as much chance as they do. I would say our biggest achievement was the FA Cup/Premier League double in 09/10. Only 6 other English clubs have managed that, and only 4 since 1961.

No need to censor your language here. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck. We've had haters before, we don't really care. Haters gonna hate, so enjoy your stay here. Also, protip: Its your, not you are. "I hate your club", not "I hate you are club". Most of us, myself included, don't really give two fucks, but you seem special, so I'll bother with an effort for you: http://www.otc-forums.com/index.php?/topic/3864-chelsea-fc-vs-fc-bayern-munchen-allianz-arena-champions-league-final-2012/page__st__120__p__55174#entry55174

No, he was... bad beyond description yesterday and rubbish at Arsenal. He didn't have a great show against QPR either, despite the goal. Someone in that form doesn't deserve a start. We would do better to start Torres or Malouda in that role.

City to dominate the PL? Will they fuck. They have spent nearly a billion quid on this squad and won the league by a margin of 1 and a half minutes. They will not dominate unless they buy the entire first team of Real Madrid and Barcelona this summer. Stop overreacting, I fully expect United to win it back next season. So fucking what if they're breaking the rules? Everyone does, football is a very, very corrupt sport. So what if they'll beat us to Eden Hazard or whoever else? They still won't get better, a band of mercenaries take years to gel together if you keep adding new mercenaries to the equation. And who knows? What if they spend 50 million pounds on signing Hazard and he gets a career ending tackle on debut? You are acting as though they have an unbeatable squad, as though they have on their books the 25 best footballers in the history of the sport. Their squad is too shit to dominate, they've got 5-6 world class players and the rest are between decent and good. Furthermore, there are only two players who can make that squad significantly better enough to actually dominate- Messi and Ronaldo- and they will not leave their current clubs. Ourselves, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man United meanwhile have our worst squad in decade(s) and they still only just managed to fucking scrape it. Mancini is a mug, I hope they never ever sack him. If a team spends nearly 1 billion pounds and still can't win the league convincingly even though all of the other contenders have regressed to the point of utter wank, they need to spend another billion to match the contenders when they improve. They cannot. They will not. TX and Sloth are like children, scared of insubstantial shadows. City will, if they're lucky, win another 3 or 4 leagues at the most in the next decade, not 8 or 9. Enough of this shit, it's embarrassing. We are not Liverpool, we do not get jealous of other teams successes, nor do we act like hypocrites by pretending we didn't buy our way to titles either. Liverpool bought their titles in the 70s and 80s (Kenny Dalglish- British transfer record), but when we did it they treated us like a fucking cancer. I am not going to let you degenerate into Scousers. Congratulate Man City and move on.

Every bit of it, I swear on my privates, is 100% true. Roman has been sent to prison because of the train hijacking and recently we've had that case with that Boris bloke, where he admitted in court that he paid huge bribes to government officials to cheat Boris out of his rightful share. That was sourced by Pravda, the most trusted newspaper in Russia.

Stop it, please. We are funded by extremely dubious sources of money. You can't get more criminal than hijacking an oil train to build your fortune, or intimidating your business partner to sell you shares at a discount. An honest businessman, regardless of how wealthy he is, does not employ a 400 strong army.

Like Roman knows or cares about FFP. The man has a private army and cruiser missiles on his yachts for fucks sake, they try kicking us out of the CL and he'll invade UEFA HQ. You have to realise that Roman is one of those incredibly rare humans that are just unstoppable in whatever field they choose. Winston Churchill had it. Mahatma Gandhi had it. Michel Platini most certainly does not.

Some RAWK Poster:

Let us not forget, we did the same thing. No difference whatsoever.

Stop it. You're making us look like Liverpool fans now.

One of my United mates is in tears.

I really, really feel for Man United fans. This must be as bad, if not worse than Iniesta in 2009.

Have QPR gone down?

ENGLAND I LOVE YOU AGUEROOOO

Goodbye Didier

Sturridge. What.

Walters. Fuck yes. Great stuff for fantasy, I've got 4 scorers now.

Fuck's sake Fernando, just shoot first time!

This final day, this drama, is why the Premier League will always be miles ahead of La Liga.

Now wouldn't it be hilarious if Sunderland and City equalised in stoppage time...

FOOTBALL, BLOODY HELL.