Kezza

Next time have a beer, I'm gonna pour some liqours out to the dead baby seagull.

Yeah that's the lame part about premier league pass, only has the one comp. How much is Al Jazeera?

Take a look at this. http://www.premierleaguepass.com/ Sky here lost the premier league rights so a couple of guy bought them and made this site. It's $150 NZD for all the game. On demand too. You can watch 4 at once. If you've got global VPN or should work.

Boom, I'm in! Neglected my team half way through last season, i was in the top 500 in my country league at one point. gonna try harder this season

Congrats guys!! 10.000! Outstanding. Thanks to the crew who do what they do to make this place enjoyable for me and you. And I'm out

Anyone taking a punt on Negredo? Or is he just gonna warm the bench? Trying to pick a striker from City. Although it does seem like a waste of time as you never know who is gonna start for them with their flooded strike force

Fuck we are cunts! No wonder no one like us.

Ahh I see. Bummer

Why not just sign in with a username and password?

Tough one that. I would go for either iva or cole.

My prediction: Rooney will play for a football club this season

Well he certainly kept his word lol

*generic Wayne Rooney transfer post*

Really? Well fuck u! No skill involved in that

Said no one ever

Nah, but I think a couple if fa cups and a couple of European trophies is pretty well.

We've taken that gamble for the last 2-3 seasons and have done pretty well..

Fukin funniest thing ive heard all day!!Cause you know more than mou or the boardabout what's going on at the club, about the players etc. haha

But what does it all mean Bazel? And since when were we interested in Cesc?

Ahh I think this is an isolated case. Jose has no reason to lie! Especially when he's just come back to Chelsea. Last thing he wants is unhappy fans.

Australia isn't some third world country. I'm sure they have a facilities to treat a 'niggling hamstring injury'

Course he isn't! Why else would he go back to England, other than for career reasons, when he can chill on the beaches of Australia, watch his team spoof all over the a-league all stars and have an extended holiday?

Yup, lets just hope that doesn't happen again and be left with a thin squad in that area AGAIN!

Dunno about 33 degrees. But yesterday was magic! Photos taken from Porters Ski Field, Canterbury, NZ

Off to Shapeshifter gig. If you don't know them, check them out!