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Another assist, he's on fire today.

Nice assist by Oscar to Rafael's goal.

That's horrible. However, two out of three nice shirts isn't bad and I give Adidas a thumbs up for the kits.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

And still he's the only one to make the full 90 minutes.

Shameful defending

Eva Carneiro #4 world-wide trend on twitter. A lot of perverts out there, it seems.

Exciting substitutions at last. Hazard, Piazon and Mikel on.

Great play by Ramires to set up the goal

Not exactly the subs I was expecting, that's boring as fuck.

Hopefully we'll see Hazard, De Bruyne and Piazon for the second half. Di Matteo should try Marin on the right wing, De Bruyne at CM and Piazon on the left or something.

Haven't you heard, we are the new Spain?

So yesterday Marin was supposed to be the next Iniesta and now he's just a shit one trick pony? I'm guessing if Lukaku scores he will once again be "the next Drogba" instead of just another Heskey, right?

Telegraph and Talksport are reporting that a fee has been agreed in the the region of £8m.

TMI.

You first.

Number 1 is reserved for Thibaut for sometime in the near future.

13 has been available since Ballack.

I like the club's new way of doing business a lot, much faster than before. Hell, even this topic wasn't created till two weeks ago and that's around the time when he was first linked to Chelsea and now he has signed already. A few years ago this would have been a deadline day signing at best and the first links would have appeared the year before.

Welcome to Chelsea, Oscar! :blue scalf: What a pleasant surprise to see this one confirmed today already, I was expecting this to drag on for at least till Friday and possibly even after the olympics.

Team name: Rotsit FC

They have updated it to that picture but not the actual fixture list.

If I'm not completely wrong, Solonapoli was implying that Cavani's entourage are trying to force a move by coming up with a supposedly bullshit story of his wife's expensive watch being taken when she got mugged yesterday. If Cavani is trying to leave the club using that as an excuse and if it's a lie then that really is a cuntish move by him. I remember Lavezzi's girlfriend bitching about something similar when he was still playing for Napoli but at least they handled it with some dignity.

http://www.dailymail..._medium=twitter Oh really? You know what AVB, feel free to buy Willian for the same price as we're getting Oscar. I've suspected all along that Tottenham are interested now that Villas-Boas is their manager but so far there hadn't been anything to link them to the player. Now there is and the comments from Shakhtar management are finally starting to make sense, they're just trying to use our supposed "interest" to get more from Spurs. Happy hunting AVB and may they rip you off for as much as possible!