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Fuck my life, I rarely miss games but now that I did it just had to be the day Mikel finally scored a Premier League goal.

Looks like I've won this round, 69 points already with Sturridge, Mignolet and Williams still to play. Clean sheets from all my four defenders and great points from my captain Giroud, not to mention my secret weapon Aaron Ramsey who scored two goals from midfield. About time I started racking up some serious points, my squad's been great throughout the season but I've always benched the wrong players and ended up with a 30 point bench. Thinking about getting Lukaku back. Apart from Man City away Everton's fixtures for the next five gameweeks are relatively easy and Lukaku should be their starting striker in place of Jelavic whose goalscoring record in this calendar year is quite sad, only one goal in the last 30 or so games. A very tempting option at only £7.4m.

Bad news, Lukaku's new agent is the infamous Mino Raiola. Expect him to start touting Lukaku all over Europe to try and get his client the best possible contract and squad status available, be it at Chelsea or at some other top club. Edit: Fuck the internet, apparently it was only a fake instagram account. Had all the same pics as the real one. Seriously, why do these people bother making shit up?

Cech Azpi - Cahill - Luiz - Cole Mikel - MvG De Bruyne - Mata - Hazard Eto'o

We waited over two weeks for this shit. A match on Goodison Park is never easy and I would have been happy with a draw but can't take too many positives of a loss with so many missed chances.

Good ol' Mineiro, never understood that signing.

No he won't. He's always been class and now he's fully adapted to the Premier League and has Özil to create chances for him. Would be very surprised if he ended up with less than 20 league goals this season.

At the moment I'm still studying so at most I can only afford to travel from Finland to London for around two home games per season. Tickets are only around £100 but with travelling expenses taken into account it amounts to at least £800 a season. Maybe when I graduate I can attend more games but right now I simply cannot afford to travel so much.

Marcelo and Coentrao both injured. I will laugh so hard when Bale ends up playing left-back at Real Madrid.

Took a knock to the ankle but managed to walk off the pitch on his own so hopefully it's not too bad.

Taken off injured against Libya. What a great international break this is turning out to be for Chelsea.

You serious? Ever since the rumours started to spread of him being on his way out certain people here were starting to plan for a future without Mata and would have happily handed him over to our main title rivals now that we've got Willian. And then there's the media. They would have been so glad to see Mata leave Chelsea for one of their favorite teams like Manchester United, Arsenal or even Liverpool that they wrote some really embarrassing stuff about Mata being completely frozen out of the first time which clearly was not true.

Mata was again overlooked for the internationals so he'll be one of the few players staying at Cobham to train with Jose for the next week or so. Trust Mourinho to get him back to full fitness in time for Everton so he can give a massive fuck you to those who doubted his role under Jose.

Lukaku just confirmed on Twitter that he's been loaned to Everton. Gutted.

Now just waiting on the paperwork to be done everywhere. Hopefully no bad news for us.

That was not funny, shame on you.

Think about it guys, what are the odds on a move for Mata being finalized when not even a fee has been agreed with less than 30 minutes to go? I don't believe for a second that there's any truth to this one. If it does happen then PSG will have to make a completely ridiculous offer which we simply cannot refuse but I can't see things moving so fast either way.

Please no, not these Mata rumors again.

Took a punt on Lukaku to stay @11/2. Too much bullshit spreading around so he might as well be staying, decent odds IMO.

Now I'm reading on Twitter that Lukaku's in Belgium with the national team and Sky are saying that he's on his way to the WBA training center. Not sure what to believe anymore. God, I just want all this to be over with.

But Lukaku is so much better than Torres or Ba so him going on loan while the other two clowns get to stay is beyond ridiculous. Best solution: Eto'o main striker Lukaku clear second choice with lots of games Torres stays and sulks on the bench if he's not successfully off-loaded Ba loaned out, should be easily done Torres staying has hurt the club enough already so using his astronomical wages as an excuse for putting him ahead of yet another great young striker and clearly unsettling him by not giving him a fair chance is simply not worth it.

Yes but what I don't get is why Torres is staying while Lukaku, who had a brilliant season last year and was one of our best players in pre-season, is being shipped out? Poor man management from whoever is in charge if that happens. Lukaku missed a penalty against Bayern, big fucking deal. Torres has been shit for three years, why does he get to stay ahead of RL?

Good old Tancredi Palmeri saying Tottenham have now offered 15m + Adebayor for Torres. No thanks, we'll just take the €15m.

Now rumours of Ba staying and Lukaku being the one to leave on loan. Laughable if true.

Isn't that kind of what I was implying? That Ba is already going so Lukaku will stay because I don't see us bringing in anyone else in the next three hours?