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Oh come on, you and I both know he didn't play like that at Chelsea. Maybe he really has matured and become more of a team player in less than a year but more likely it's because there isn't any competition for his place at Liverpool like there was at Chelsea. He can now play shit for one game and it won't hurt his chances of starting the next one but at Chelsea he might not have even made the bench if he didn't perform and because of that he probably felt he needed to produce something spectacular all the time and ended up being a selfish cunt, which ironically was the reason he got frozen out of the first team. Sure, the club could have given him a proper chance as the number one striker and even play him when he's shit but that's hardly what a club willing to challenge for multiple trophies should be willing to descend to and who's to say it would have worked out anyway? Maybe Danny would still have been utter shit and the club would have missed out on top4 and therefore Mourinho. I suppose you'd have been fine with that, as long as Daniel Sturridge was given his chance? Just fucking move on, people.

Looks like Drogba has been named Galatasaray's player-manager until they appoint a new coach. Di Matteo is reportedly on their radar, would be nice to see Didier and Robbie re-united again.

@Bclifford47: Arsenal again using this comp to see if there young players r good enough. Discreetly having a go at Chelsea for not playing him. Maybe he should fuck off to Arsenal then. In a way I understand him but he should know that the first team squad is big enough as it is and there are very good players who miss out way too often so cup games are good opportunities for them to stay match fit and maybe impress the manager. And even if there were a few youngsters involved, I seriously doubt Billy Clifford would be one of them because there are many youth players who have done much more than him to deserve their chance in the first team.

Well good for you. Drinking at 14 can make you become like @Stingray.

Say hello to the new leader of the League.

3-0, horrible defending

Yep, being that obsessed about something is seriously fucked up. For his own sake I hope he grows out of it when he's a bit older.

Fuck my life, I rarely miss games but now that I did it just had to be the day Mikel finally scored a Premier League goal.

Looks like I've won this round, 69 points already with Sturridge, Mignolet and Williams still to play. Clean sheets from all my four defenders and great points from my captain Giroud, not to mention my secret weapon Aaron Ramsey who scored two goals from midfield. About time I started racking up some serious points, my squad's been great throughout the season but I've always benched the wrong players and ended up with a 30 point bench. Thinking about getting Lukaku back. Apart from Man City away Everton's fixtures for the next five gameweeks are relatively easy and Lukaku should be their starting striker in place of Jelavic whose goalscoring record in this calendar year is quite sad, only one goal in the last 30 or so games. A very tempting option at only £7.4m.

Bad news, Lukaku's new agent is the infamous Mino Raiola. Expect him to start touting Lukaku all over Europe to try and get his client the best possible contract and squad status available, be it at Chelsea or at some other top club. Edit: Fuck the internet, apparently it was only a fake instagram account. Had all the same pics as the real one. Seriously, why do these people bother making shit up?

Cech Azpi - Cahill - Luiz - Cole Mikel - MvG De Bruyne - Mata - Hazard Eto'o

We waited over two weeks for this shit. A match on Goodison Park is never easy and I would have been happy with a draw but can't take too many positives of a loss with so many missed chances.

Good ol' Mineiro, never understood that signing.

No he won't. He's always been class and now he's fully adapted to the Premier League and has Özil to create chances for him. Would be very surprised if he ended up with less than 20 league goals this season.

At the moment I'm still studying so at most I can only afford to travel from Finland to London for around two home games per season. Tickets are only around £100 but with travelling expenses taken into account it amounts to at least £800 a season. Maybe when I graduate I can attend more games but right now I simply cannot afford to travel so much.

Marcelo and Coentrao both injured. I will laugh so hard when Bale ends up playing left-back at Real Madrid.

Took a knock to the ankle but managed to walk off the pitch on his own so hopefully it's not too bad.

Taken off injured against Libya. What a great international break this is turning out to be for Chelsea.

Few pages of penis gifs. Me:

You serious? Ever since the rumours started to spread of him being on his way out certain people here were starting to plan for a future without Mata and would have happily handed him over to our main title rivals now that we've got Willian. And then there's the media. They would have been so glad to see Mata leave Chelsea for one of their favorite teams like Manchester United, Arsenal or even Liverpool that they wrote some really embarrassing stuff about Mata being completely frozen out of the first time which clearly was not true.

Mata was again overlooked for the internationals so he'll be one of the few players staying at Cobham to train with Jose for the next week or so. Trust Mourinho to get him back to full fitness in time for Everton so he can give a massive fuck you to those who doubted his role under Jose.

Lukaku just confirmed on Twitter that he's been loaned to Everton. Gutted.

Now just waiting on the paperwork to be done everywhere. Hopefully no bad news for us.

That was not funny, shame on you.

Think about it guys, what are the odds on a move for Mata being finalized when not even a fee has been agreed with less than 30 minutes to go? I don't believe for a second that there's any truth to this one. If it does happen then PSG will have to make a completely ridiculous offer which we simply cannot refuse but I can't see things moving so fast either way.