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I do I'm not sure what the proper position is. Will have to read Typing with All Ten Fingers first. E: okay, it seems I have the proper positions most of the time.

Can you cook crystal meth?

Magnificent Italians have the best footballer names. When you hear the likes of Totti, Del Piero, Maldini, Zola, Zoff, Pirlo, Inzaghi... you know they must be epic players.

Something like that. Or Torres-Scouser, like @daBlackMamba7 eloquently put it. I want to know what people think about it. At the moment our only real alternative would be Sturridge, but he's at the Olympics for god knows how long.

Ok I've done it Highest 115 Lowest 102 Average 109 My best attempt without mistakes should be 127

Should Torres play against Atletico?

I actually wouldn't mind the so called Liverpool signings for squad depth. They don't have to be starters, unlike in Liverpool. Not everybody in the team can be world class.

The meaning of life, the key to all of universe's misterys

First try today I will take a break now from trying to break the record. I will go for the 10 consecutive flawless tests badge instead.

Even doctors can be interested in women when off duty. Except for gynecologists of course, it is their profession to be interested in women.

You've never taken interest in women?

Don't tell me you don't like when people ask you questions, it's a good opportunity to raise your post count and possibly gain rep you weasel. And also the descriptions are always confusing and comprise academic language, I want you to tell me how you see those courses, what you do in them basically and how you like them.

Mine always assists me in scoring, that's why I have one. Probably my best academy investment. Once it scored itself, the goal didn't like that.

Ah yes, I've seen the gif. That was bad, true

Lampard and Meireles aren't wingers and they don't fit the number 10 role anymore. Sturridge is a striker, period. Kakuta is nowhere near first team material. Thorgan? Does anybody seriously consider him a first team player? By that logic we could consider the whole academy and we'd never be sparse. And it's time to put Ramires back where he belongs. Of course we could revert to panic selections, but I'd rather have somebody natural there. Say what you say, but he is an attacking player. Much more than the suggested alternatives Essien or Romeu. And no, I didn't see what he did at the Euros, but don't care either... It was not Chelsea and it was one situation. Generally he defends better than Mata. Can't comment on Hazard and Marin, but by the looks of it they are not much better.

Wutafuk? Describe those "courses". Do you have practice in women's and gender studies? Like in depth practice?

The defence under AVB was shit in general, nothing Malouda or even Thiago Silva could have done about that. They can't play on the wing. I meant if he wants some more defensive presence on the wing, whilst maintaining an attacking threat. Perhaps, but Benayoun has always been an outcast here. I don't remember when he ever was a consistent starter or when he had several consecutive sub appearances. Actually I don't remember any of his games except for in pre-seasons. There must be a reason for that.

I thought you were studying history? All lies. Your name isn't Eric, right?

There are quite a few points speaking in Malouda's favour. I haven't read your post yet, Alex, so sorry if I'm just repeating you. First of all, since Benayoun and Kevin are almost certain to leave, then selling Malouda would actually leave our attacking third quite sparse, with only 4 players. Provided we don't buy someone to replace him. He could give us some depth. Experience. He could prove to be a useful squad player with his experience. I agree with the ones who say we can't let too much experience go. Our attack is quite inexperienced bar Torres. Defending. Whenever we need to defend a lead, he could come in handy, since he's okay at defending and he works well with Cole both in defense and offense. That's pretty much all I can think of. Those are imo sufficient points for a mere squad player. But there are reports that he's on transfer list, so he could be on the move. Bringing in Moses could mark the end for him.

Is there something you don't have?

Is that so? Somebody's hit puberty :') I suggest you use a strong antiperspirant then Note the package says "doctor recommended"

@capriccioso, how often do you play with your kalou?

It seems you've broken the 100+ mark and have levelled up. @capriccioso

Finally i've been found out.. so long, suckers!

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