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Thanks :tophat: I guess I can bury my thoughts of paying a visit to a doctor @capri.. in fear of decomposing to a fur ball

I've thought about it, but how? It doesn't feel like a collection of threads. And why is it grey all the time? I don't have grey clothes. One explanation is that it's dust from the clothes.

ENTER THE @We Hate Scouse Speaking of belly buttons, I get fur into my hole. It doesn't look like it comes from stomach or anything, it's like a small grey fur ball. I have no idea where it generates from. For me it's a bigger mystery than the Shroud of Turin.

UPLOAD IT! But guys, remember, if you don't want to share the recordings, that's fine. You can do it privately and just share the score. It will be interesting for you to see how you compare to others. If you get a high score, you can be confident to get some. It'd be even better to learn some easy romantic songs on guitar like Nothing Else Matters. I'm basically getting you laid here...

Lol that's happened to me quite a bit. A person hits me somewhere and then goes moaning over their hand hurting. I believe it's called fighting without fighting, although I don't think it's exactly what Bruce Lee had in mind.

I've heard somewhere that the main reasons why people are afraid of spiders is because 1) Their 6 legs look unnatural. 2) Their movement is unpredictable and rapid. I don't mind small spiders and bugs, it's the big ones I have to smash in order to get some peace of mind. Even though for a few minutes I suffer from guilty conscience, like who the hell am I to kill living things? What if I was a bug and was just minding my own business, and then a human decides to lethally discriminate me because of my looks. Wouldn't be all too pleasant. About fat people. It's not right to generalize that ALL are lazy overeaters, there are many health conditions that can lead to obesity. Or a person can just have slow metabolism and can't do anything about it, that kind of thing runs in genes. I am poor and eat and drink unhealthy stuff everyday, it doesn't matter how much I eat or don't eat, I don't put on weight. I've been skinny all my life, I guess I can't complain over my metabolism. On the other hand, people like that... I have no words

I can't see your scores there somewhy. I will challenge you to a sing out.

Well done! But you have to prove it

If you surpass my score you will win gold. You can basically just grate carrots near the microphone and you will have one hand and 4 fingers on the trophy.

Who are you to ratify olympic events? You're like Liverpool to me in every competition, probably because you live in Liverpool, are interested in history and lack balls.

Does that mean Man United will be playing with Lindegaard from now on?

So the table stands like this at the moment ∞) manpe - 3096 I have 2 olympic golds now (yes it's an olympic game). You might as well start calling me Charlie Sheen, because I'm BI-WINNING

RAJKOVIC! He didn't get a work permit though, Jordania must be shot.

1:23 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOMMn2zI0U0&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL06C959F0E8F2B2D9 Miss Didier 0:53

Chelsea, May 2012, FA Cup. It's a good topic to discuss. I think you can add Mata to the spine already, his intrumental debut season engraved him as the pinnacle of the team for years to come, he's 24 and visibly at the start of his peak curve on his development parabola. Plus you have to take into consideration the nature of each position. For example central defenders generally hit their peaks later than wingers or strikers. I think Terry is still enjoying the best part of his career that started around 27 years of age, he'd just scored his record amount of goals and had many stellar performances in defence (aside from the crap high line period), best player for England too. Same can be said of Cole, although not as quick as before. He's still somewhere around his peak, but on a downward curve. But in general I agree. The players, who are supposed to be at their best age, are either not good enough or too few. The players who I think are enjoying their best or are close to it, are Mata, Terry, Cole, Ivanovic, Ramires. Seen too little of Cahill to evaluate, but by the looks of it, he's getting there. Luiz is not there yet, needs a year or two to be considered in that group. Same with Mikel. Note I left out Torres, I did it on purpose, because he's shown very little so far to indicate that he's not past his peak... Strikers are also the ones who can be early bloomers and thus early burners, especially those who depend on their pace. So, the numbers are few, but they are important part of the team, all likely to be regular participants. Note that we are lacking attacking players at their peak, or experience in that area in general. But we got plenty of hunger there. Same with central midfield, we either lack quality there, have players past their best before or have inexperienced young uns... there's no inbetween. Saying that we are building for the future is dangerously close to the route that Arsenal have been down for the past 7 years. Their lack of spine is key to their detriment. But the thing with Arsenal is that they did it too quickly, they disassembled their perfectly balanced team and replaced with a totally new one. We aren't doing that and by the looks of it we won't be.

My best results have come from the 1st, 2nd or 3rd try of the day. After that I'm usually hopeless.

^ Look at how Lamps planted that nr. 14 on his ass like it was nothing. That's why they can't beat us.

See you next week then

@, damn it looks different from when I did it. I remember it used to be just simple record and publish, not some kind of mixing bs. What was your score?

You're no Heisenberg, meh

Wow, you really disappoint me, prepare for whipping All hope is now on @capriccioso to make this into a legendary thread, unless someone else wants to be the catalyst or studies and wants to practice art (singing=art). I might even come up with something new sometime.. automatic winner, yay! Or what about some bribery? The first one to share a recording, I will give reps for every post, shit or not, for the whole month + a nomination for member of the month from me and @We Hate Scouse.

We've let 2 attacking players go with possibly 2 yet to departure (Malouda and Lukaku) and we've signed 3 attacking players. We don't have too many options now and we've made only 2 big signings so far. If we kept Benayoun, Malouda and De Bruyne, then that would be overkill, yes, but I don't think we will.

@We Hate Scouse, slave, I'm ordering you to do this!

Come on, you can't be worse than me. And you don't have to record it, you can keep it private but share the scores.

So, we have the "how fast can you type" thread, why not have a singing one? Granted, it takes more effort and courage than typing, because chilling in the computer is something we do anyway, but singing is a grey area for many of us. You can create an account on http://www.karaokeparty.com, choose a song and sing into your microphone. The program then evaluates your singing. You can also record your singing and share it. I did this a long time ago, a year and a half or so. Perhaps it's time to revive it and it could prove to be fun. If you're shy in publishing your recording, then maybe this will help. I have two recordings with my extremely pretty voice, you can listen to them there: Thriller - Michael Jackson Beat it - Michael Jackson and one where I sang with 2 friends, so it's a horrible mess Baby - Justin Bieber Bonus: I'm Still Standing My current best score is 3096 by singing Justin Bieber's baby (not the above recording). PS being drunk helps... a lot.