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I've got a joker up my sleeve, @The Skipper nominated me but hasn't voted yet (hope he gets the mention notification and takes the hint )

2 pm is early. I've had long periods when I'd go to sleep at late morning and wake anytime between 6-9 pm.

Seriously, I asked you once and I'll ask you again @capriccioso,@ You always seem to wake up the same time. Is it some kind of Aussie thing, like roosters going off in sync all over the country?

That means you're even a bigger bitch to me, because WHS is my sex slave. Now, what shall we do with you... Same here

How do you know he is desperate to stay in order to suck out as much money as he can? Bogarde's case was clear, but how is Essien's? I can't believe he's actually being compared to Bogarde, the man who played 11 games in 4 years for Chelsea and didn't hide the fact that he was killing his career for money.

Hmm... Razak Pimpong, Ze Kalanga, Fung a Wing, Ricky van Wolfswinkel and of course Mark De Man Because I care about my people

How so? How is he acting like a leech? Should he terminate his contract or ask for transfer? I don't quite understand.

@We Hate Scouse, and then be prepared to answer to an unimpressed Estonian customer who didn't get his keyboard and demands his money back, hihi

Artificial insemination? Yeah, I can see how that can't be planned... kinky fuckers.

@We Hate Scouse, at least we know you ain't no virgin. Props to the big man.

@We Hate Scouse, are you planning to marry and get all domestic with her?

Woah! Imagine that, constant medical care. You'll be strong and healthy as a bull.

Call it Marek once it pops out. Oh, and don't be in there while she's doing her stuff, unless you want to become asexual.

Yet you're still on forum chatting with me Shouldn't you be going to the hopsital or smth? Still, you're only 20 Was it planned?

What? You have a pregnant woman and shiiiiit? Not who I thought you were And you're only 20, same age as me.. wtf sonnnnn?

Why does he even mention Hazard? Still bitter I see...

@We Hate Scouse, say something nice to me.

@We Hate Scouse, have you ever stolen anything?

Damn I wish I could sing louder too, but I'm just next to the wall where the neighbours are and I can hear them even coughing..

@Naked Mole Rat, words can't describe how beautiful that is. That crescendo in your voice is spectacular. Mr. Mercury is turning in his grave just so he can hear it better. In all seriousness though: fucking ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol2: E: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... it says I have 3 recordings and have to delete one.

@Naked Mole Rat, are you south korean? Damn, I wanted to record today, but I still can't. It also says I can have one account per user, I don't want to risk losing my main account because of the recordings. But up next is probably I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston ( ). Perhaps I should use a proxy to set up a new account.

@We Hate Scouse, your voice is like tickly cotton buds to my ears. Your eyes are like sparkly stars in a night skyline, leading my soul whenever my heart is lost. I wish your nose would travel more miles on my quirky body than Zlatan's has in Europe.

Where's my Celine Dion??

@We Hate Scouse, I wish I could like YOU ∞ times. This is the nicest thing ever done to me :') And you have a mean vibrato sonnnnn