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Nothing but mind games. I remember when somebody (Benitez?) tried the same on Drogba, he scored twice I believe and slid in front of their dugout in celebration, enraging their whole bench and the manager. Repeat of the same please.

I thought the way he (un)managed liverpool was a strong hint to the FA not to take him. They took a mid-club manager, shows exactly what they think about the national team.

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This is our opportunity to rectify one of our mistakes. Clarke should have never left.

- Oh my god! They killed Kenny. -Those bastards! Had to be done. (PS somebody really should put dalglish's face there)

And then, suddenly, supernova appers in the sky..

That picture is foretelling the near future. Mata=Ribery.

Kalou and Bosingwa scoring would be beyond epic

Are you joking with Belletti?

As much as I would like Modric here, 40+ million is far too over the top. Especially taking into consideration that we'd be severely overpaying to no other than fucking hotsperms. Can't give them this bag of money so they could sign yet another Modric for half the price, we should do it ourselves.. surely there are more sharks in the ocean?

I will lick my nutsack if Cahill and Luiz won't be fit. Even though there were/are doubts, I always knew deep down they would make it, there just is no other way. Any other central defence pairing with the current crop would be disaster, and there is no way that would happen with the way luck has been smiling at us so far. Actually, it's belittling to call it luck, things just have found a way to end up just right for us. Heck, the universe probably made Terry get the red card, because Cahill & Luiz are destined to contain them and marshall us to glory. Who knows, we might not have beaten Barcelona with 11 men either, but seemingly impossible odds made the boys fight twice as hard and got us through. They thrived on the opponent's arrogance and mega-favourite status after that. Take no prisoners mentality kicked in. It's also worth noting that both of our most important players somehow managed to recover just in time for the game. Coincidence? Most likely. But one of the things I learned in school about fairytales - the stage duality law. It means if there are two characters and a third one comes in picture, then one of them will disappear. Out go Brana and JT, in come Gary and mophead. I'm by far the most unreligious and unsuperstitious guy you can meet, but this is just the feeling I get when reflecting on the season thus far. I'm positive they will start and do good, better than Terry or Ivanovic would. I wouldn't be surprised if Bosingwa put in a Maldini-esque performance either.

Apparently last season Porto played Besiktas with 10 men, and this is what Hulk did alone once Falcao was taken off. From 1:15

"He has accomplished everything he could with City"... lol, even Yaya doesn't believe they can win the CL. And I just have to mention like a little kid giggling in corner, that "Ona" means "masturbate" in my language. Probably just big pile of bullshit. Don't see why he wouldn't want to leave City after just winning the league.

Cheers. Had one true friend (even though he semi-supported Arsenal) but got taken away so I guess that's just how things are supposed to be, have to accept it.

Same. Home alone, as always. Maybe with my brother-in-law. I live with my roommate, with whom I don't interact much and who isn't interested in football at all, and I have no football interested friends (actually I have no friends at all, as sad as it is... whatever). If we win, I have no one to share my happiness with except for this forum.

Wow, he was brilliant in that video. And look at how fast he is If he can cock manu like that, them I'm sold already. Imagine him and Shaqiri, united would develop diarrhea mid-game.

If we were to have a pussy strikeforce with the likes of Mata, Marin and Torres who are easily bullied, then I would very much welcome Hulk. He's not tall, but he's able to push and shove rather than be on the receiving end. As we have repeatedly demonstrated, strength often overpowers skill.

Most likely the best article about Chelsea I've read.

It's irrelevant now, because he automatically climbs the pecking order 'cause of Malouda's injury and Ramires' suspension. It's either him or Torres, provided Malouda won't recover. One thing that also worries me big time is the lack of midfield options on the bench. If we are forced to replace Mikel, Lampard or god forbid, both, then we'll have only Essien and Romeu ready to step up, and we saw how they performed against poolshit. Fuck. Actually wish Meireles was there.

I know only merci bukuu (i'm pretty sure that's not how you spell it, and I don't even know what the last word means) and SACREBLEU!!

Oh Cap, that's a bit desperate isn't it.. pumping this old thread, trying to remind people who you used to be, bathing in old glory and trying to reignite your has-been days. Kinda like old rock n roll farts or one hit wonders. Soon before you know you'll be hooked to painkillers and addicted to plastic surgery. Don't be a scouser, be a winner

I am in favour of polls, nominating each by themselves can put some sloths off. But there is no much work in voting for the nominated ones with a few clicks, thus it will probably result in greater participation %. Btw, I like how the "most controversial" thread is becoming the most controversial of the lot. It computes.

I've thought about it too. I think Sturridge has similar clauses.

Another Sidwell?