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Chelsea have won with Torres many times, why do you automatically assume we won't win? And real supporters support the club through good and bad, meaning you should be able to watch us getting thrashed, not just enjoy winning.

Why do you care about Torres? As long as Hazard starts, you should be golden

Hmm, I will be keeping an eye on it from now on

I collect dull minutes, miserable hours, lonely days and wasteful years

No, that's defo Luiz

Is that Luiz on the left?

How many times did cech save drogba's ass from his stupidly conceded penos? He is no. 1 now thanks to cech, otherwise he'd be a villain and nowhere near top 10. This is a knee jerk list.

Ballack and Mata are heavily misplaced, they don't belong in top 20. But what can you expect from a list which includes Torres.

Because they are leeds spammers.. expect more.

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Wow, judging by the pictures this dude is mentally challenged.

All those leeds fans coming on here pretending to be Chelsea fans, pathetic... In fact they secretly want to praise Chelsea, because they know who the boss is. A classic case of a bitch brown nosing its pimp.

Pep will always be a Barca fanboy first, that alone puts me off. I want Robbie to stay, even if he is shitter, I don't care... he would be our manager even without Roman's money, because he's a true blue.

It's the quarter final of the League Cup.

If Torres really is in that list, then it loses all credibility. Might as well put in Sheva, Kezman and Mutu while we're at it.

I'm just wondering, should Terry, Lampard, Mata or whoever be offended when somebody makes monkey gestures towards Bale?

Love that her name sounds like beejay... beejen

As I said, he should have never played 120 minutes... too risky for a guy who just a year ago didn't manage a full 90.

Nothing new here

I just watched literally the worst movie I've ever seen, and judging by the comments I'm not alone. It's called Zombie Nation, it's an absolute abomination. To be fair the beginning wasn't the worst, but by the end it got so bad it wasn't even funny, although I did chuckle a bit out of atrocity. And to think this filmmaker has been making and selling films for over 30 years now, it's a fucking enigma. Only a select few of his creations have got past the magical 2/10 score on IMDb. Troll 2 is Godfather compared to it.

I was just trying to be friendly by adopting your customs

So you didn't hurt your arm in a fight or doing heavy lifting? I guess it's excessive wankage then, stop it, cunt

It was probably his first full match as a striker for us, no? Anyway, what I saw today told me that once properly match fit, there won't be many things to criticize him about. A string of starts and he will be kicking them in.

That's what's worrying, it's become a norm for us to concede from stupid mistakes. Teams don't often picklock us when we are properly organized, we just hand them the opportunities on a silver plate. We lose our shape or heads in random situations. It's probably a side effect of the philosophical transition, we can't expect our team to be amazing offensively while maintaing defensive integrity. It's frustrating but we will be relying on outscoring our opponents much more now than before. As long as we do that and points roll our way, I'm happy. But there will be periods when results won't be pretty, and we need to keep straight heads.

INFLATE THE NUMBERS!!!