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BlueLion.

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  1. If you don't rate José Mourinho as a manager then you know fuck all about football. Sorry. He's forgotten more about football than I'll ever know. Sure, he gets it wrong now and again and even I find his rants insufferable at times. But he's the best man for the job; he's one of us, and he'll win us titles. Fuck fancy football. I don't care. I wouldn't care if we won a league title with 20 wins and 18 draws and we only scored 20 goals all season. WINNING is entertainment; the fancy football and the 6-0 wins are all nice bonuses. We could have played pretty football, opened the game up, and got mullered like we did at White Hart Lane. Fed up of fucking FIFA players thinking they know how to manage a team
  2. OL still top. Just. PSG's title to lose, looking at the fixtures.
  3. Chelsea won the League Cup after professionally disposing of Tottenham at Wembley. The Blues, last winners of this competition in 2007, took the lead late in the first half when John Terry smashed home from close range, and Diego Costa made sure of the result just ten minutes after the restart after his shot deflected in off of Kyle Walker. Petr Cech, something of a surprise inclusion considering Thibaut Courtois' stunning performance across both legs of the Blues' semi-final tussle with Liverpool, was barely employed in the Chelsea goal as Spurs - abject at best - looked a shade of the side that beat the Blues in that epic 5-3 encounter at White Hart Lane on New Year's Day. This win - Chelsea's fifth League Cup triumph, and third in eleven years - offers some reconciliation for that painful Premier League defeat, at the same time as avenging the Blues' defeat in the 2008 final between the same sides. This time, there will be no DVD in the Tottenham club shop. Chelsea had the better of the opening exchanges, twice heading wide half-chances, but it was Mauricio Pochettino's men who had the first meaningful attempt when Christian Eriksen's freekick came crashing off the woodwork, though Cech, well positioned, appeared to be in control of the situation. After that eventful start, the game entered a cat-and-mouse stage of relative insipidity. Tight, tense, and tactical, the opening thirty minutes belied the fact that eleven goals had been shared across the two Premier League meetings between the sides this term. Eriksen had a shot comfortably smothered by Cech, but the packed out Wembley crowd were forced to wait until near the end of the half for the next significant action in the penalty area. And that constituted the opening goal for Chelsea, who, despite not being at their best, showed their qualities from set piece situations as Willian's wing delivery was eventually bundled in by Blues skipper Terry for his sixth goal of the season. It might have been an even greater half-time lead for the West Londoners as Lloris plucked a Gary Cahill header out of the air to ensure that Spurs entered the interval a goal down - despite the Lilywhites arguably shading the first half in terms of effort and attacking endeavour. If that goal was a blow to the stomach for Tottenham, then Costa's 56th minute strike was the proverbial coup de grace. Having already been under substantial Blues pressure which had seen Jan Vertoghen deflect an Eden Hazard ball across the face of goal rather than into it, and a sublime Cesc Fabregas overhead kick from a long throw, Fabregas turned provider for Costa to smash home via a deflection off of Kyle Walker. Whether the goal is Costa's or a Tottenham own goal is irrelevant - that goal sucked the spirit out of Chelsea's cross-city rivals, and Pochettino, in the pouring rain, cut a downbeat figure whilst José Mourinho pranced about with a supreme, near-arrogant strut in his technical area. Hazard, with a shot that dipped and curved towards the target was a whisker away from making it 3-0 not long after, and an unmarked Fabregas headed wide following a creative short freekick routine instigated by Willian and Hazard; the latter of whom was growing in stature as the game wore on. Tottenham, applauded with laurels for their numerous late shows this season, barely threatened in the second half, mustering no efforts on target as Cech recorded yet another Wembley clean sheet. Harry Kane, likely to be named the league's outstanding Young Player of the Season, failed to live up to his nickname of "Hurricane" as he was marshalled well by Terry and the much-maligned Gary Cahill. Amidst the lashing rain, Kane was little more than a brief shower on this occasion. Terry and Didier Drogba led the Blues up the 107-step climb to lift the famous old trophy. Throw in the fact that Manchester City were defeated by a terrific Liverpool side at Anfield earlier today - ensuring the Blues now have a game in hand to extend their at-present five point lead at the top of the Premier League - and this makes for one memorable weekend for Chelsea fans. The significant thing here is that Chelsea did not celebrate too hard. The joy was palpable, yes, but the Blues acted like there is still business to be done.
  4. Not sure if the GIF itself; the fact it is watermarked with the tag "GAYGIFS"; or the fact that's the worst spanking I've ever seen in my life, that worries me the most Personally I prefer using this: Shit it's gone blue, might be because I'm still drunk tho.
  5. The Fail today have been trying to put pressure on Diego by saying he's "without a goal since mid-January". Well, yeah, because you and your fellow media shitcunts had him banned for three weeks.
  6. I see white and gold. Scientists say that if you see blue and black, you're either an Inter Milan fan or you're depressed as fuck fam.
  7. IMO: The Egyptian Messi > The German Messi > Lionel Messi
  8. You'll have to suck Jim's dick as well for that honour :lol:
  9. Whoever's dick it is you're sucking, carry on, it makes TC look epic.
  10. May I be the first to say: let's get back on topic
  11. I think we should sell him and replace him with that Mata lad from United.
  12. The bedwetters are out in force! Cheers mate, as you say, it's a bit of fun!
  13. What's misleading about "Chelsea sell Hazard!" and a picture of the name "Hazard" on the back of a shirt?
  14. Chelsea winger Hazard has joined German side Borussia Mönchengladbach - though Blues fans will be relieved to know it is Thorgan, Eden's younger brother, who has today left the club. Thorgan moved to the Bundesliga side at the start of the season and, with his Chelsea deal expiring in the summer, he will now stay until 2020. Chelsea have retained a buy-back option on the Belgian, who also spent two seasons on loan with Zulte Waregem. Gladbach’s sporting director Max Eberl said: “Thorgan has shown what a great talent he is over the past few months. We are delighted we have managed to sign him, and that he has decided to play for Borussia over the next few years.” A Chelsea statement read: “Thorgan Hazard has today signed for Borussia Mönchengladbach, with Chelsea having the right to exercise a future buy-back option. “Chelsea Football Club wishes Thorgan well for the future and will continue to monitor his progress.” Click here to view the article
  15. FUCKING CUNTY BOLLOCKS TWATSTAIN SHIT-FACED THUNDERBASTARD TIT WANKERS Any better?
  16. I hope Newcastle get liquidated and Sean Dyche gets his shitty ginger goatee stuck in a lift door.
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