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Booked for dying... referee might be dyslexic? RIP

Thank you, thank you

It was 2-1 to Standard.

Joe's not willing to accept £100,000 a week? If that's the case he can go! I love him, but what has he done to earn £120,000 a week? He's been constantly injured and the mere concept of form doesn't seem applicable to him anymore.

I'd pay £70 million for Torres in all honesty. If I had the money, of course. No matter how much we may hate him for his Liverpool ties, he is still one of, if not the best strikers in world football.

I had hoped Belletti would come into midfield for his Stamford Bridge swansong.

Chelsea mascot Stamford the Lion has launched a scathing verbal tirade at Chipmunk. The UK-based grime artist was recently quoted as saying he 'hates Chelsea' and made no effort to disguise his disdain towards the London club. However, Stamford the Lion has responded via his Twitter page, labelling Chipmunk 'a fucking moron' who is 'as talented musically as Paul Scholes is at tackling.' He also described the musician's fashion as 'God-awful' and BBC News understands the Chelsea mascot will make a public statement about the grime artist on Sunday before Chelsea's final game of the season against Wigan.

Personally I think he should have a pink mohawk.

Well done to all. Ivanovic should have got something though!

I'll try, David There's updates on the official site if I can't get on, dodgy internet connection atm.

Tonight at 8pm.

Ignore that. All they need to do is two things: 1. Avoid complacency 2. Score early.

He can't talk in a grammatically-correct manner.

I'm sure Frank congratulated West Ham on another brilliant season before he accepted

Same could have been said if we had the world's best midfielder fully fit all season.

Its good news for us. With City it would have been the same scenario as us when Roman first came in; attracting players with Champions League football and ridiculous wages. Now the competition is less.

He can fuck off, Ferreira's got more talent than he has ffs.

Can't really suggest what to do guys, its something at their end rather than ours.

It was agreed prior to tonight's game that the scoreline would also be taken as the result of the second Premier Academy League game between the two sides.

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Yep, the Westfalenstadion is one of the most breath-taking things I've ever seen.

I say we play Cech and Bosingwa up front, and bring in a keeper on emergency loan, preferably Fabianski or Jensen.

Only happened once or twice to me, I've just shut down my browser whenever it happens and things seem to correct themselves.

Unfortunately for you, TX, Adidas aren't elitist.

I have an auto spell-check on everything in case I make typos... I guess I forgot to add Branislav to the dictionary Thanks for reading though!