BlueLion.

Regardless of how shit we have been this season, there are only three teams worth fearing in the UCL: Bayern, PSG, and Barcelona. Because they're the three best teams in the world right now, in my humble opinion. And we arguably have a psychological edge over two of those (Your City, Your Stadium, Our Trophy, etc.), whilst the third of those are so evenly matched with us - a 3-3 win and a 3-3 defeat?! Real Madrid are so horrendously over-rated and struggle whenever Cristiano can't be bothered turning up. Atletico continue to massively over-perform, and Juventus are a weaker side without Tevez and Vidal. If we beat PSG we can beat anyone, especially with Diego and Willian in their current form. We have the potential to go far in the UCL because we have a good team, and that alone is enough to attract a top manager. The only issue is that I genuinely feel there are only three "top" managers in world football, and we sacked one of them earlier this season. The second is already going to City, and third is unlikely to leave Atletico.

Yes, the Frontline Club, Coventry Street

Should be starting ahead of Hazard. More goals in 132 minutes than Hazard has in 32 games all season.

Willian and Diego have been getting all the plaudits, but for me he was effortlessly the best player on the pitch yesterday. Didn't misplace a single pass.

He found his magic hat.

Hazard needs to watch the DVD himself to realise how much of a bottle-job season he is enduring. He frankly isn't good enough. He was even shown up in an attacking sense by Azpi, who in 50 minutes at right-back was more of an attacking threat than Hazard all game. I'm not sure he should be getting game time ahead of the likes of Kenedy and Traore, who at least appear to give a shit. The supposed player of the year is the single biggest failure in our failure of a season.

Easiest player of the season vote in the history of the club.

Mourinho - 16 games, 15 points. Hiddink - 10 games, 18 points. The man has worked wonders on a broken squad.

I don't know if you noticed but we won 5-1 today... in my book that gives him a free pass for a week.

He is the most abysmal "defender" I have ever seen.

Eight points off fifth. We're coming for you!

Good luck, @Pizy

Scenes when he scores a header, re-fucks his nose up and then spits blood at a child in the crowd before stamping on a kitten.

He's ready. Bring him back in June.

It was €25 million, so even less If he goes, it will be for Bale-esque amounts.

JT was stupid with his outburst; he's signed his own death warrant. No way will Roman accept the way JT has vilified the board. The way things clearly went down, was that there was no contract on offer at the moment Terry spoke to the media. If he'd have kept his mouth shut, he'd probably be at the table negotiating right now. No way will Roman lose face over this.

Can't wait for him to score a 97th minute OG against Leicester on the last day of the season on his debut, handing Leicester the title ahead of Spurs on goal difference

Is he actually still here?

Talking from experience, you will require: A shitload of patience; An unbreakable will; One constantly free hand to maintain the requisite quota of facepalms; The desire to ban people for the smallest transgression when you're having a bad day; A twisted sense of humour; A new coffee grinder; And to give us 30 minutes to clear the staff area of anything derogatory we may/will have said about you in the past All applications welcome xxxxx

Can't wait to see Berahino, Ryan Shawcross, and Aaron Cresswell wearing this ahead of each Thursday night game as we bid for Europa League glory against FC Whuddyanikabollokov.

He's got the benefit of youth on his side, at least. I have every faith he can be ready for the start of next season.

Under Hiddink, he's gone from a car crash to an accident waiting to happen... a shameful 2/10 up to a consistent 5/10... still utterly shit, but improvement nonetheless.

In the PL under Hiddink we've picked up 16 points from 9 games. We had 15 points in 16 games under José. If you can't see the improvement based on that alone, frankly, you're blind.

The voices in my head... Thanks Jason.

Seriously mods, can we not allow these pictures? They're fucking disgusting. At least add a spoiler or something. Makes me feel like vomiting.