BlueLion.

Who's unpinning this until September 2017, then?

Buzzing to see "Payet vs Kenedy" in the hardcore section of PornHub on Saturday evening.

Any manager with a pair of bollocks would have Baba and Aké rotating at LB next season, the same way Jose used Wayne Bridge and Ashley Cole in 06/07.

I would add the following: Jesus Chuck Norris Rick Grimes Then we may stand a fighting chance of fourth place.

This. Someone on the previous page said people are saying he has "regressed". Nobody is saying that. However, his performances are dire at the minute, though in fairness nobody else is exactly coming to the fore. He is young and needs time to develop and settle - replacing Cech, who was more of an institution than a goalkeeper, was always going to be difficult.

We NEED a new CB to replace Terry. Any of Juve's four CBs - Barzagli, Chiellini, Bonucci, Cacares - would be an improvement on present options.

There are only TWO ways the Club can appease the fans right now: Spunk HUNDREDS of millions on new players in the summer GIVE JT A NEW FUCKING CONTRACT

Give Juventus whatever they want for Pogba and Dybala. If that's £50 million plus Oscar and maybe even another player, then no problem. Dybala would be the perfect strike partner off of Costa... 4-4-2 is making a come-back, ladies and gentlemen.

Gutted Falcao wasn't on the poll, so I went for my number two man, Matic, instead.

This is more of a joke than the Falcao move.

Hope he leaves. He deserves better than this shit. Drogba was similarly right not to come back.

I disagree. He had a superb season last year. My concerns, which are shared by many on this board, evidently, suggest he is performing well below his usual standards. He must believe he is undroppable as he has started in every game against Scunthorpe in the FA Cup since Hiddink arrived, despite some very insipid performances. If we had a braver manager than Hiddink, and/or someone who wouldn't accept second-rate performances, Courtois would be one of many rotting on the bench at present.

On current evidence, so is Lukas Fabianski and Ben Foster.

You're clearly missing the point, and/or blinded by the fact I'm criticising your countryman. He simply isn't good enough at the moment.

The way I look at it: we're now only 9 games away from the end of this abysmally shite season.

Drogba played with malaria and still gave 100%. Just saying.

Victory/defeat today will make or break our season.

He was fucking dogshite for a dogshite team, why would we want him? That being said, we're also dogshite.

The sad thing is that Willian has actually been little better than 7/10 this season. Nothing against the kid, and he's playing out of his skin, but the fact he's been our best player shows how badly the rest of the squad has done.

Bullshit Twitter rumours. These guys must be bored.

Hope we do them with another 98th minute offside goal just to hear the bitch WHINE.

I genuinely hope he comes back and proves me wrong next season, but his head is all over the place. I don't think he wants to be here.

It was a joke mate!

BREAKING: Juventus have turned down Chelsea's offer of £35 million and Oscar in exchange for PAUL POGBA, with officials at the Italian club claiming they would be happy with just the money. (BT Sport)