BlueLion.

We're shit.

Every player in a Chelsea shirt has been pony. A severe lack of heart and effort today.

Being torn to shit by Crystal fucking Palace.

Jerome hits the post.

15 shots. Only one on target.

Shite. We won't even draw this, and we don't deserve to. Palace have been fantastic and we've been dire!

13 shots. 11 corners. We've done fuck all with it.

Why is it every time we concede a shit goal against a shit club, it always comes down Ivanovic's side?

The title is over unless we turn this around.

Lampard OFF Salah ON

Luiz OFF Oscar ON

Hazard is terrible when Eto'o isn't playing.

Lampard and Torres really aren't at the races. Is Hazard even on the pitch?

And that's our problem. We start so well against the "good" teams and we're slow out of the blocks against the poorer sides as we assume we're going to win easily. Doesn't work like that.

And we're doing a great job about that with our brilliant performance thus far.

Not sure if that's possible.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Wow. Very poor. Very poor indeed. That being said, if we don't pick up 3 points today we don't deserve to win anything this season. Regardless of how well they've played under Tony Pulis, Palace are a play offs-level Championship side at best. If Pulis keeps them up, he deserves to be named manager of the season. Their squad now is worse than it was last year when they were a second division side.

I felt more confident about facing Arsenal than I do about playing this shower.

At best. I don't think he's any better than Jimmy Smith.

The Alex is going to ban you all.

He was good about three years ago, absolutely terrible now. As overrated as Evra.

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This is the sort of game you need pace and invention, so Salah and Schurrle either side of King Eden would be my choice. But we all know Jose will go for Oscar and Willian this week.

I think this year's home kit will be blue. Not sure why, just a funny feeling.