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He was much younger at Bayern though, hes been consistent for Germany over the last 7 years. Nearly has 100 caps and hes 26. World class imo!

Podolski is world class imo still reckon he will end up moving from Arsenal in 2 or 3 seasons.. probably to City...

She can be their mascot! Naked mascot....

Why is there even a thread for this, everyone knows we ain't getting Guardiola.... hes not the sort of guy who can be tempted by cash. The relationship he had with Barcelona is unreal, he was born near there and then brought up through their youth academy, then into their first team under Cryuff and became a key player for them, then became the B team manager and then first team coach a few years later. Everyone has their price apparently but I don't think hes going to come here to manage especially with the recent history for managers. AVB was installed to change the team was sacked, what if the same was to happen to Guardiola... and its not like it wont because they have very similar philosophies. Also the proposed talk of our academy developing better players if he arrives is crazy, we don't have a set up like Barcelona, nobody can replicate their success through youth.

Torres as Jessica Alba, why when we have Eva?

Thibaut Courtois did something similar in December, spoke about how he "excelled" at goalkeeping tests and said Cech could retire early because of "knee injuries", made him look a right arrogant and cocky bastard. Romelu needs to discover the people with the English media are out to make any Chelsea player look a mug... except JT because he will bang their wives.

I quite like the Hulk films so I might invest in a top with HULK on it! Then go to the gym and turn into a pure beefcake. Lol

Deal is done apparently, according to Agent007ITK on twitter. He got the Hazard deal right, 2 days before Hazard confirmed it on twitter so I'm going with him being quite reliable.

I think the manager, Di Matteo or whoever, should give Danny number 11, to try to show him that we want him to be a key role in the team and want to KEEP him. He is a good player no doubting it but I got annoyed with some of the ridiculous selfish play of his, yes all strikers are selfish but look at the Leverkusen game where he was making precise, quality threw balls and passes. Why can't he do that again!?!?!

I reckon Hulk, Mata and Hazard would fucking destroy Toure and Barry if they play against us in the community shield!

He can play both. He was a striker at Mainz though and I'd imagine we want him to be a striker, has great pace and dribbling. Expecting to see him perform at the Euros!

Telegraph reports that the Hulk deal is 90% done and that we've inquired about Andre Schurrle.

Salomon is off to Schalke apparently! Wasn't he was released a few days ago anyway...

Daily Mail reported that too I think... or it was some other paper

That Spurs Meltdown is quality hahahahaha check out this guy... @parkeressex ... a few of yous might know him from our conversation about him saying Spurs are a bigger club than Chelsea

Yeah the Sunday Times think we will sign him for 8 million, didn't see the Ivanovic thng though.

Seen somewhere that Roman "demands" we are known for attacking football rather than defensive football from next season on... hmmm

Ha Scotland got utterly destroyed 5-1 by the USA. Was fucking awful, Landon Donovan though what a player. USA outclassed Scotland everywhere. They even subbed Tim Howard without him making a save... jesus

Yeah its probably paper talk but I would hope its not just so we can get him in for sure.

Yeah, hes going to Juventus either now or sometime soon because he is a Juventus fan and his all time favorite player is there, Andrea Pirlo.

I seen on twitter "we have agreed personal terms with him but not a fee with Porto" ... but you can't do that can you? Fuck knows tbh this windows gonna be a pain in the arse if this is the case.

three players as he can play on both wings.

Yeah its like 37 million... why are Porto such bellends

Have to be honest, James Rodriguez is defos someone we should have a look at and Valbuena could be a cheap alternative to Hazard but he seems like he prefers to be in the hole due his lack of pace. I reckon Rodriguez wont demand a fucking 50 million bid either!!

No new second or third kit yet, wondering what it will be like tbh. Also I bought the away top from the season that just finished last night for 19 quid off M & M direct.. fuck paying 50 quid for it straight away when you know you can get it cheap