OneMoSalah

Win everything, fuck letting all the other clubs have trophies Na 1 trophy will do tbh. As long as we don't change managers half way through the season as well getting pretty sick of that tbh.

What is going on here are we playing deal or no deal for Moses or what? First 8 million, then 7.5 million then 7 million then 8.5 million then 9 million.... jesus fuck make your mind up Daily Fail and other papers.

HOW DID THE REF NOT SEE THE FUCKING SLAP OMG CONSPIRACY THEORY..........

Meireles scoring against Benfica.. priceless.

If Yaya Toure bitch slaps Mata or any of our players in this game I will fucking kill him. (Not the guys massive he will probably squash me )

Meh if were going to get any other Spanish striker it should be David Villa. Despite being 30 the guy is a class act. Fuck this guy. Fake Fernando :goober

Moses could be that player, if hes played on the right anyway. Apparently the deals close so I imagine he'll be our right winger.

Totally agree. Tbh the closest player to a winger we have is Marko Marin and you could even pass him off as an attacking midfielder.

Found that Deco and Ballack rift thing. but still wtf is this then Big Phil? http://www.chelseadaft.org/2011/03/scolari-reveals-ballack-deco-rift.html

Deco wasn't trouble. I remember Big Phil said something about Ballack was jealous because Deco was playing instead of him after he was sacked. Also how he (Big Phil) struggled with Drogba and Cech.

Cap are you still struggling with Kalou's departure? You can get therapy for that.... Also I agree with whoever said Luiz is the best addition to the dressing room in years, what a fucking legend!

if he goes back to Barca you can put a pencil through his eye like the joker.

We'll see, you won't be owning a Scotsman at all.

Yeah very new. I have never played it before!

true.

Retire number 11? Drogba was a great player for us but its not like he was here for over 15 years.

Seen someone put this on twitter, think it was that Carlo Fan guy. "Zenit would be willing to pay €50m plus Bruno Alves in order to land Chelsea target Hulk. (A Bola) #CFC" If Zenit are willing to pay that they are fucking idiots.

I think I am in the league now, Ryan Davidson FC will be champions Just requested for a young Spanish midfielder called Pavel Nedved in the youth team, wtf.

What someone changed their vote? So I was potentially robbed? BASTARDS!!!!

Your english isn't that bad mate

Yeah I thought he played in Portugal too because he got boo'd every time he touched the ball. He also near scored an amazing long shot I think.

Meireles played against Benfica in both legs I think Well, he scored at the Bridge anyway, how can you not remember? He did that legendary celebration where he did that thing to the Benfica fans. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIwgHhCPxs that amazing goal! a funny advert after it too...

First time for everything, I hope we do it and nobody else does or Jose does it, I love that kid.

We don't even know if Mata, Hazard and Oscar in the same team will work yet. We'll see though.

80000 in euros is roughly 64000 in pounds. if its the wrong way around like 80000 pounds p/w then its just over 100k p/w in euros.... crazy shit for a back up right back who isn't even that good..