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This season has been so bad I can hardly remember half of our wins

I just completely screwed my Power Electronic exam

I swear you lot can't be left alone in a thread for 5 mins..back on topic!

I hate to be the pessimist here, but have we ever won three games on the trot under Benitez?

Do you think the club can decide his future without his approval? If we're offering to loan him then he has agreed because the deal can't go through without his approval.

If he's okay with it, why aren't you?

Seriously, just drill that hard and low and we have a much much better chance of scoring. No need for that fancy shit.

Regarding the pen, I still think it's very harsh, but tbf, they should have had one earlier when Luiz just elbowed someone for no reason in the area.

That's for pussies! I challenge you to a match of musical chairs..at dawn!

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Homophobephobe!

The new hearts next to the likes are gay as fuck!

Do you prefer Bertrandao?! I was actually referring to the incident when he got past 3 players like a Brazilian.

Damn, Bild are very reliable. I hope Dortmund say no. I rate Schurle a lot, but I'd much rather have someone like KDB who's more versatile, technically excellent, great work ethic..basically the perfect squad player.

I wouldn't call it random, but there are a lot of factors involved and it does seem at times that skill and form play a bigger part than tactics.

Excellent today. Hardly put a foot in wrong. Defended very well and showed unbelievable stamina in those runs up and down the flank for 90 mins!

It always looks bad in the picture, but in real life it happens so quickly. I reckon it's a sprained ankle at most.EDIT: Now that I've seen the video, that does look nasty. I hope there's no nerve damage.. Good result, but I would loved for us to have pushed for a 4th so we could relax in Russia. My MOTM is Bertrandinho

HE'S BACK!!!!!!! No seriously, it was a great performance from him today. Very.....un-Torres-like!

Wait, are we sure it's Torres under the mask?

Never a pen for me because there was absolutely no intention, and the hand was not in an unnatural position. Jt could have done nothing to prevent that hitting his arm without decapitating it! Poor call by the ref.

I do. I have to suffer through 2 hours of Torres and Benayoun.

Anyone. I'd throw Zenden in there before I start Benayoun!

Why not start Marin instead of Benayoun?! Heck, I'd even rather seeing Lalkovic start ahead of Yossi.

Starting with 9 men again!

He's just mad I countered his tactics perfectly and my team battered his today