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But I thought the system was broken and the community "lacked creativity" to elect new names?!

So weird. Maybe Jim can help?

Because he clearly was saying that as a general remark, not about Chelsea in particular, because he first says that “I have a season ticket at Chelsea and I would love him to join Chelsea though. I would love nothing more than to see Wayne Rooney wearing that blue shirt". When he said that "once you leave a club like Manchester United, there's only one way you'll go." he had already concluded that united have the financial power to not sell him and if they'll sell him it would only be abroad.

Except he didn't really say that. He said that it would be step down assuming that United will only sell him to outside of England because he thinks it's very unlikely that they'll sell to us. “If I was David Moyes there’s no way I would sell him to anyone in England,” he added. “I’m sorry – he’d have to go abroad.“I would love him to join Chelsea though. I would love nothing more than to see Wayne Rooney wearing that blue shirt" Does no one actually read past the tittle?!

Congrats Strike, much deserved, mate

Nope. Unused sub.

Haha, I have a weird sense of humor, I know

Very weird that it's only happening to you. Have you tried clearing your caches?

I just found out that Metzelder has retired I'm shocked! Very very rare that a player these days retires at 32. He was a hell of player at his best. On another note:

Tom, I think I have some bad news for your wife..

So he's taking the piss out of taking the piss? :confused:

Alright lads, the news season has been created. Two leagues with 12 teams in each with three relegation/promotion spots. Two games per week on Thursday and Sunday at 12:30 UK time. The season will kick off this Sunday, August 11, and will last two and half months and end on October 26. Good luck, to everyone in the Championship. And for those in the PL, prepare to be destroyed!

Italy is probably the only top league that still has traditional direct wingers like Moses.

DON'T EVER put the names of Bieber and the German legend in the same sentence!

Get well soon, Layla. Btw, personal question out of the blue: Why did your parents give you an Arabic name, if you don't mind me asking?

Brilliant

Jose's defensive system really plays to his strengths. In a deep back four, Gary really is a great CB.

Great work Barbara

Well it's too late for that, now

Working fine for me now. Is it still happening?

Wrote it, clicked "post"...it got erased

Schurrle they won't be that cheesy?

Great! now get back in the kitchen an make me a sandwich! Going to write the news about the Rooney bid, now.

Good thing I'm not any of those because between tours of Asia and America, I'm barely getting any sleep

You mean Friday-Sunday? Or do you mean more than two games per week? EDIT: In both cases the answer is no.