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We are? We've already created two chances for Batshuayi from crosses which is more than we usually do in 90 mins.

HAHAHAHAH Cahill is pure comedy!

Oooooh that would've been a perfect start of Alonso had Bats got proper contact with that!

What a ball that was by David!

Incredibly worrying that he seems to declining rather than improving as you would hope a keeper his age would be. I get that it's normal for a player his age to go through periods of bad from but this dip in form seems to be stretching indefinitely. Also, is it me or does he look unhappy?

NOOOOOO Trust me DO NOT delete anyone's profile. It's irreversible and the page display and alignment of every thread they've ever posted in will be ruined! Unless you feel like spending a couple of months hunting down and deleting every single post the deleted account has ever made, just ban the account or terminate its ability to create content.

I only caught glimpses of it as I had some visitors over at the time of the match. So I have no idea about specifics but I predicted that Inter would win. It was so obvious, the motivation for Inter to win the match was on a completely different level than that of Juve's. My best friend is an Interista and before the match my exact prediction was that "Inter would win this match but go on to lose 3 of their next 5 matches and de Boer would be sacked before Jan". As for Juve, they're becoming more like PSG. It's becoming harder to motivate players for the league which they could win without breaking a sweat and unless the league as a whole improves it will be next to impossible for Juve to win the CL.

Any day of the week, my friend.

David Mitchell really hates football, doesn't he?

Does this ring a bell? If not, next time, you might as well get pissed watching some kids having a kick about in a park and save yourself the cost of the match ticket!

What are 'bigger teams' than Juve in Italy? The only season where it was even close in the league was his first and the team was built on defensive solidity. He drew (a Juve record IIRC) 15 matches conceding just 20 goals all season. He did mostly play on the counter against Milan and Inter that season. In the next two seasons Juve was the team to beat, and everyone defended with 10 behind the ball against them. In the CL, we, Real and Bayern were the biggest teams they faced. They did press us high, though we were probably a class below them at the time. They played balanced matched against Real but I wouldn't call it 'high press'. Against Bayern they tried to press high and build from the back but got annihilated in those two matches.

And Matic can?

Define 'scored'. Because he didn't get any goals today, which tbh just proves that he's just not good enough!

It was overshadowed by the awful result but I actually thought he was our MOTM yesterday. Granted that doesn't mean much considering how the team played, but it's good that he's started with a positive performance. Hopefully he slots right in next to JT until Zouma is back to 100%.

That was hilariously shambolic, but hats off to Cahill who's just been on a different level to everyone else. His movement for the first goal...you just can't teach that kind of stupidity!

^^ Was just coming here to post that interview. This is why I love Antonion Conte

Game day! Fairly confident for this one. I think we match up well tactically against them and if we can avoid silly mistakes at the back we are bound to create enough chances to win this. KTBFFH

LMAO This just keeps getting better: This is one of the best things that has ever happened on social media

You just can't attack City. The moment they get any space they absolutely tear you apart.

Just got done by Aguero for City's first.

Okay, this is pure gold: *downloads PES*

Feel sorry for Tammy for not getting his first professional hat-trick, but got no sympathy whatsoever for Bristol. Should've let Tammy take that penalty at 2-1.

Not 100% sure this is true (from Twitter), but if true, it's just incredible: Tammy Abraham has so far taken 8 shots with Bristol. He's scored 7 of them!

I adore JT, but honestly his injury might be a blessing in disguise. If there's just one side in the league where his lack of pace would sure be exploited it would be Liverpool.