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It's about experience and will to win. Neither of which united have.

Is that a new reality show?

Hey Kerry. Finally moved in to a new house?

Can't see Oscar playing on the wings. Arsenal's weakness is their fullbacks. can't see Jose not exploiting that.

I see you've finally figured out that there are other threads in the forum besides the Mikel one. Good for you! Now, if only you'd discover soon that you can discuss other topics...

You've got way too much time on your hands, Jay!

We've never failed to win a European trophy in a season since Eva Carneiro became the first team doctor

Exact opposite for me. Feel like this week has gone by in like two seconds which is really not good by the amount of work I need to get finished before next week.

For those who like pointless stats, like myself : Jose Mourinho has never lost a Champions League QF.

Tbf, I think he always has. I remember last season, a few people, myself included, had him down as a candidate for player of the season. I think every CB would extremely happy to have a full back like Dave playing next to him. It's not just the 1v1s which he must be one of the best in the world at, but the stability he gives the whole back four. He's always there to help the two CBs, always. He knows exactly when to tuck in and when to cover for the CB and when to go out and play 1v1 against the attacker. His movement and decision making is what makes him so great, imo.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1iajqx_chelsea-v-arsenal-29-08-1970_sport

OMG that facial expression! :lol: Caption this...

LOL Someone buy that man a calender. It's mid-march for goodness sake!

I don't like to make guesses for draw, but I'm hoping for United or Dortmund. I wouldn't mind Bayern either, tbh. Barcelona would be at the bottom of my list.

"I'd be the happiest manager in the world if I reach 1000 games with Chelsea" Oh Jose, staahhhp

Had to laugh at this:

United going through is a win-win situation. We could draw them and we'd be in the semis, or they could draw someone else and watch them get hammered. You mean when the opposition have a shit keeper. All three goals would have been saved by any decent keeper.

Someone unleashed the big green monster in Germany!

Think we need a joke tage for posts around here.. I was actually agreeing with you about Oscar, but the joke was about the part I highlighted because the response to every criticism for Torres in the past two years has been "he won that pen at Munich". I hate when I have to explain jokes...

Now you just sound like Torres fan boys! Thought Oscar had a pretty good game. Excellent apart from the decision making in the final third, which has been the theme with, not just him, but all of our attackers this season. In fact, I thought he had a very good first half at Villa and didn't understand all the stick he got for that game.

My own hard work? I'm screwed!

I disagree. I think Bayern's peak was last season. Barca are inconsistent and at times poor this season, but at their best, I think they're unbeatable.

Why? Barcelona played much better against City, especially at the Ettihad, than Bayern did against Arsenal. Plus, we outplayed Bayern in the super cup with 11vs11 and were about 10 seconds from beating them.

Almighty KEVIN ASHBURNER, will I pass my Electric Drives exam? Do I need to make any human sacrifices to get an A? Sieg heil, WOODFURNACE.

I wish Eboue stayed to play with Arsenal!