Ankit
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Ankit got a reaction from Johnnyeye in Europa League Final 2013 - Benfica 1-2 Chelsea
Jorge Jesus: '[benfica] showed to all the world that they were the worthy winners' 'I would like to thank the Benfica fans who showed they were better than the Chelsea fans' And that's it, Jesus has left the building. I don't think he congratulated #cfc once, which is a little ungracious.Jorge Jesus :
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Ankit got a reaction from bigbluewillie in Joke Thread
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"
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Ankit got a reaction from Fulham Broadway in Joke Thread
A Czech visiting India goes for an eye check.
Ophthalmologist shows the letters 'CZWXNQSTACZ'
to the Czech, 'Can you read this?' he asks.
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'Read?' the Czech replies, 'I even know the Guy!!!
PS: It's just a joke, i hope Czech members here don't feel bad! Not the intention.
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Ankit got a reaction from termninja in Joke Thread
A Czech visiting India goes for an eye check.
Ophthalmologist shows the letters 'CZWXNQSTACZ'
to the Czech, 'Can you read this?' he asks.
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'Read?' the Czech replies, 'I even know the Guy!!!
PS: It's just a joke, i hope Czech members here don't feel bad! Not the intention.
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Ankit reacted to Pizy in The Mourinho Thread
You really think he should be sacked because of this? Fucking hell! -
Ankit reacted to ice-boy in The Mourinho Thread
All Chelsea fans who are backing Eva is because she is women and pretty how otherwise no. Just accept this.
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Ankit reacted to BlueLion. in The TC Hall Of Fame
Is this national gang up on Alex week? I'll ban you all, you fucktards!
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Ankit reacted to ulsterchelsea in 👕 Chelsea Kits Thread
Jesus Christ! Even a flippant comment can't go without scrutiny on here -
Ankit reacted to ulsterchelsea in 👕 Chelsea Kits Thread
Can't believe the moaning over the word tyres! Have a day off ffs
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Ankit got a reaction from NishC300 in 🇨🇴 Radamel Falcao
I hope he comes good but still skeptical. Although he was pathetic for United last season but you could see he was always running hard and was never lazy. One thing he will bring is a strong work ethic on and off the pitch which is what Jose always wants and if there is any midfield that can help Falcao the most , it is Chelsea's.
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Ankit reacted to zolayes in 🇨🇴 Radamel Falcao
Let's give the guy a chance and if the worst happens its just a loan . IF the best happens it will be a great signing.
I said the same when we signed Willian.
Get behind him and not on his back
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Ankit got a reaction from Stingray in The Pub - Discuss Anything
Heyy Nish, how you been?
Glad you remembered me, yeah once college was over, i was thrown into a world of 'profession'. Took longer to adapt than i anticipated and by then the train of this forum had passed, if i can out it that way. I do come online though, just not as frequent as i would like to.
The really nice American lady is Kerry, i hope she is still around.
HA! History is wrong then!
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Ankit reacted to xPetrCechx in The Mourinho Thread
Tony Cascarino: "The difference between Chelsea and their rivals is the manager" #CFC (Sky)
Tony Cascarino: "I believe if Mourinho was manager of Arsenal, he’d have won the league. Likewise with City. That’s the quality he brings"
Tony Cascarino: "John Terry said Petr Cech is worth 15 points. Maybe so. Mourinho is worth more than that to Chelsea." (Sky) #CFC #AFC #MCFC
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Ankit got a reaction from ILoveLamp in 🇨🇿 Petr Cech
Jake Cohen @JakeFCohen 2m2 minutes ago
Worth noting that at £10-11m, the transfer fee for Petr Cech is the largest-ever for a footballer over the age of 32 (HT @SimonGleave)
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Ankit got a reaction from mediator in 🇨🇿 Petr Cech
Jake Cohen @JakeFCohen 2m2 minutes ago
Worth noting that at £10-11m, the transfer fee for Petr Cech is the largest-ever for a footballer over the age of 32 (HT @SimonGleave)
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Ankit got a reaction from Kieran. in 🇨🇿 Petr Cech
Jake Cohen @JakeFCohen 2m2 minutes ago
Worth noting that at £10-11m, the transfer fee for Petr Cech is the largest-ever for a footballer over the age of 32 (HT @SimonGleave)
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Ankit reacted to Duppy Conqueror in 🇨🇿 Petr Cech
Petr lives in Weybridge,where I work.. I`m gonna take his legs out with my trolley the next time I see him shopping for groceries..problem solved.. :eyebrows:
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