Ankit

Those quotes are true!! http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/fernando-torres-excited-to-work-with-one-of-the-best-as-path-is-cleared-for-jose-mourinhos-return-8625578.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

Is their an understanding boss anywhere or it just a myth?

For all those who are giving their exams, be careful.

CA takes upto 5 years? Didn't know that! Well congratulations!!

Internship in what? 5 years could be one of Doctor/Architect/Lawyer! Am i right?

Well, best of luck to everyone here who are giving their exams. Good that you exams coincide with the off season. No football to distract your minds.

Yeah. As soon as i heard the news of Stoke's managerial position being vacant, i feared the worst. I mean, the pull of coaching Stoke City is so much more than anything than the Chelseas, Man Utds can provide!! To be working with the likes of Crouch, Walter, Charlie Adam is a once in a lifetime opportunity for any coach! I am sure somewhere Pep is regretting his decision of joining Bayern so early.

Jose will bring in Rui Faria. No doubt about it!! Question is will Jose keep the present medical staff or not! We will have to wait and see!!

Congratulations to Victor Moses for making the WhoScored Most Ineffective XI of the PL with an 8% crossing accuracy

Been really busy while exams not even started? Anyway best of luck for your exams and project! Even Backstreet hasn't come online in a long while! Must be busy with exams too!!

This is funny. Wenger and a bald eagle!! http://eaglesthatlooklikearsenewenger.tumblr.com/page/2

Good that you have friends here.In case you ever come here, you will have someone to guide you through the complexities!

Just out of curiosity, have you been to India?

Asked what makes Mourinho so successful, Lampard told "It's a presence and an aura and a way with people. He galvanises people. His own self-confidence reflects back on his teams. He did that to me personally. "Tactically he's fantastic. He's very astute. As a team he sets you up brilliantly. But what he does is he gets the best out of players and gets this togetherness that I'd never known until he came to the club and I haven't seen it again since then. "He might rub people up the wrong way. [but] as a manager, he's brilliant with his team, tactically, he's brilliant with individuals and I think he's brilliant with the press. I know it creates a storm, but he does protect his players." Put to him that a reunion will end in tears after the messy divorce six years ago, Lampard, who played for Mourinho between July 2004 and September 2007, claimed he was sorry to see him leave first time round. "I wasn't fed-up with it," said Lampard, the club's record goalscorer who signed a one-year contract extension last week. "He made me believe I was better than I was at the time. "I thought I was a decent player, but he said to me: 'Listen, you can really get to the top', and he made me believe it. I tried to take it on and do it. "I've had really good managers and different managers at times. It's the ones that get the best out of you, individually. We're all human beings and if a manager doesn't talk to you and tell you what they want or whether they're happy with you … we've all got confidence that is up and down. "Mourinho was the best. For me he was. He brought my confidence to a level it had never been."

Well, there must be online booking of tickets in US. I do that every time go to a movie here(usually it's 5 or 6 of us friends), we can even choose our seats from our home and pay via computer and all we have to do is go to the counter before the movie and show them the mail or SMS that we receive on our phones and we have the desired seating tickets in no time! That is immensely helpful.

It's not necessary to have a Chelsea background, right? because i just love mine!!

$20 for a single ticket? Next to impossible i guess for an above average families to go to the movies!! Where i live, its $3 for a normal viewing, even less if you are ready to sit in the front rows which most of us did when we were in college!! For a 3D movie, its just slightly more, 30 rupees more which is not even equal to $1. But i have been to Delhi a lot and there is this ticket in multiplexes which is close to $8 but you get a very comfy sofa to sit, not a regular seat but a sofa! And you can order your snacks while sitting there and you will get it in your sofa without moving you ass! A pretty royal feeling, sitting in the last row and being extremely comfortable!! That's considered sort of expensive here!! Don't know about Mumbai or other cities though!!

So you thought i would be hurling abuses at you but i didn't so i don't know how to banter. And hence the whole countrymen don't know how to banter? Anyway off to dinner! Enough is enough!

Is comprehension your problem @,? First of all, it was all about Cricket before for some odd reason which only you know, bring up the taxis and universities and what not? I still don't see how that's relevant to cricket! But anyway may be you needed a point to justify why you were being bitter!! Secondly, where the fuck did i mention that i think my family and friends are better than you? Again, read and comprehend. Thirdly, Who is stopping you from coming over here and being a taxi driver and studying in university of goa or wherever? Just pick up your bag and come over here but you won't because you won't be able to mix up with our culture. We should be grateful to Australia? Hahaha.

Question is, will Madrid sack him or will Mourinho resign? Compensation of €10m at stake here

Haha! Are you serious right now? If Australia had a bad series, so did we! but when we had a good one down under, your captain was just too big a cheat. Australia gives taxis and universities? First of all, what has that got to do with Cricket? Pretty sure you are joking. If not, do you also remember the incidents where several Indians were thrashed by some Australian boys for nothing?

Looks like Mourinho's exit will be announced on Casillas birthday. Or not?