Ankit

Haha, yeah that's a pretty good reason for your daughter to shift it to her left hand! Some kids are just born to annoy others!

Also read that Mou didnt even give a HT team talk in yesterday's game. jesus, what has gone down so bad in that madrid camp?

Petr Cech looks a lot different without the head gear.

For all those who went paranoid in this thread saying Jose will sign for United. :lol2:

Well, i am right handed and lets say i am writing my exam. Now if i have the watch in my right hand, i will have to stop every time to check the time and then start writing again. Hindrance. Similarly i hold my coffee cup, beer bottle in my right hand, have to check the time but can't spill the beer. That's a crime. Hence left hand! PS: Why do you ask?

Brilliant post, especially the last line.

First kill the momentum by taking Hazard off who was running up and down the whole match and causing problems. Then when you need experience in the middle of the park and you have a midfielder who has played more than 400 matches, what does he do? Brings on Yossi Bennayoun! Luiz had nothing left in his tank for the last 20 mins and yet there was no substitution. Anyway, one more day closer to seeing this idiot fuck off.

Player and manager to be equally blamed. Don't know what was all with everyone slipping!! Should have wrapped up the game much earlier in the 2nd half, thank god that Bale freekick didn't do anything bad!! 2 more weeks for tubby and for Yossi Bennayoun!!

When people start talking about sizes and letting other people shag their future wife in a live match thread!!

Neil Ashton ‏@neilashton_7m Chelsea team trained 4231 yday, but as yet unconfirmed for Spurs: Cech; Azpil, Cahill, Iva, AC; Luiz, Rambo; Oscar, Hazard, Mata; El Nino.

Haha! Tooyoungtoremembervhs.com!!

What? I din't mean it in a racial way!! It's a funny gif. A girl running and turning into a black man!

Have you ever ran so fast you turned into a black man?

Bwahahahaha!! :D

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy9m #MUFC sources say Mourinho was never in the running to succeed Ferguson. As far as they're concerned his deal with #CFC is done & dusted ...

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews1mSky Sports understands that Manchester United will announce their next managerial appointment in next 48 hours #ssn Retweeted by Sky SportsLet the count down begin!!

MUFC sources: Successor announcement soon, and cut from same cloth as Ferguson and believe in youth development" There you go, that rules out Jose.

Fergie isn't leaving. He will take up the role of Director and ambassador for the club!!

lose to chelsea – Pep takes a break lose to chelsea – SAF retires who will be next?

Calm down, mate!! Atleast till it's official.

MirrorFootball ‏@MirrorFootball12mHeartbreak in the Mark Hughes household as he leaps up to answer his mobile phone only to be asked if he's ever been mis-sold PPI