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WE ARE KEEPING A CLEAN SHEET!

It would be one of the best weekends in a long time if we manage to keep a clean sheet.

Jake Cohen ‏@JakeFCohen 11s11 seconds ago Willian's last 5 matches: 4 goals, 1 assist Willian's first 97 matches: 8 goals, 13 assists

Diego Diego Diego!!

HA! Jose's mind games and all that!

Miguel Delaney‏@MiguelDelaneyMourinho on Costa: "I prefer a top player who is sometimes injured, than one who is always available... but only a bit better than me." Dig at Torres?

Miguel Delaney ‏@MiguelDelaney 4h4 hours ago Mourinho asked if he only has 2.5 strikers with Costa injuries. "But when he plays, he's 1.5. He compensates."

I hope he comes good but still skeptical. Although he was pathetic for United last season but you could see he was always running hard and was never lazy. One thing he will bring is a strong work ethic on and off the pitch which is what Jose always wants and if there is any midfield that can help Falcao the most , it is Chelsea's.

Jake Cohen ‏@JakeFCohen 2m2 minutes ago Worth noting that at £10-11m, the transfer fee for Petr Cech is the largest-ever for a footballer over the age of 32 (HT @SimonGleave)

Looking at the message Cech posted for Chelsea, pretty clear that Jose did not want this at all and it was all Roman being nice to an 'Old Guard' . May be Cech will help us knick some points from City, Utd, Liverpool. Le Arse will always be Jose's bitch anyway.

Lollichon was always a personal coach of Cech rather than Chelsea's GK coach. I am sure Silvino Louro will be back to his GK coach duties if Lollichon leaves.

Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur on the opening day. Manchester City v Chelsea on the next matchday Arsenal v Liverpool on the third match day. Brilliant start to the football season!

http://gfycat.com/DenseFineDogwoodtwigborer Remy's goal.

Remy.Wow.