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No. From what I've heard from people that watch the Bundesliga regularly, Draxler is actually nothing special. Well at least not as special as some journos make out.

Luke Shaw looks like Ryan Gosling if Gosling's face had been smacked several times by a shovel. Oh well, may as well move this to ex-blues.

Real Madrid will be having Woodgate flashbacks.

Aston Villa have had some cracking players in the last decade. It's crazy how often they are dipping into relegation.

Smashed the Atlanta Braves 0-4.

Off-topic but I was at the Cubbies blowout on Saturday. About half the fans were Cubbies and there were some big chants going.

hahahahahaha worst post on talk chelsea hahahahaha omg what a shit post Really? That is all you have to say? Into the trash goes your opinion. Come back with something interesting next time.

Because if Jones is injured or suspended they have nothing.

That cash could be used to get several CBs. Maybe not as talented but sometimes depth is better than raw talent.

He is big and can do some fancy tricks. Not to mention that he has a nice compilation of goals on youtube. Anything of that sort is guaranteed to make people got a little too excited. From what I've seen he is a physically imposing but often lazy attacking midfielder. Not a CM and definitely not a CDM. I've seen some ridiculous dribbles where he utilises his technique and strength; so I think that is where his future lies. He has solid shooting, passing and dribbling techniques on top of his athleticism. He has it all to be an amazing player but we can only wait and see. He could end up similar to Yaya Toure. Wasted in the wrong positions and not realising his potential till far too late in his career.

Darmian is shit; i.e. "I haven't seen him play". If otherwise, explain why the player claimed as 'Italy's best fullback' is a shit. Of course there are good defenders out there. Many of them; not every player is or has to be Franz Beckenbauer or Franco Baresi to be considered good.

Captains in football barely do anything, it is more of an honour than anything. A leader is going to lead regardless of the armband. This isn't cricket where the captain actually has an important job.

Well of course. Pedro didn't score 23 goals last season (because he is neither a striker or a starter; as Greizmann is) and he isn't 'le run fast, dribble and than shoot six yards wide 49m Sterling'.

40 goals and 5 hattricks against arsenal.

Cunt Fibregalss was the captain of Arsenlel.

Owen Hargreaves 2.0

It is heating up but as usual I'll believe it when I see it.

A rotten personality. I'd rather not have such a petulant player at the club. Not to mention his agent; poison in the ear that man. I can foresee a situation where he becomes quite a good player and promptly holds a club at ransom for wage increase even though he has several years on his contract. Then he would do it again later. Like a certain Rooney.

Only if RM get another striker.

He has...I mentioned that in my post. In fact it was a major part of my post.

Fucks sake Alex, you dense cunter. Isco was just given the number 22 shirt. I should smack you upside the head for posting clickbait articles. Cunt.

The thing about Real Madrid is that Perez won't sell 'his players' (until at least, a shinier toy becomes available). As in the marque signings he has made during his incumbent presidency, they represent his brand and 'los neuvos galacticos'. Higuian; a Calderon player. Depsite his goals and performances was sold to ensure the starting berth of Karim Benzema. The later a Perez player. Di Maria; a Perez player sold to create room for another grander Perez signing. The most expensive player of all time: Gareth Bale. Concerning his fee, I believe it was intentionally higher than Cristiano Ronadlo's. Since Ronaldo was a Calderon signing (despite finally joining during Perez's current tenure), Perez needed to remove this 'blot' be creating his own 'World Best & Most Expensive Player'. Whether it will happen remains to be seen. Kaka; a Calderon player once again. The 1st and 2nd most expensive player of all time for a while. He was promptly dropped to the bench to be replaced by Mesut Ozil (Perez!). Turns out Kaka was a pace baby... Ozil; Isco appeared and Ozil was shown the door. Bigger and grander things. Alonso (Perez); sold to accomodate Illaramendi and Modric. The first I believe was meant to be the player to displace Alonso but when it appeared he wasn't talented enough, Modrid was brought in. Fabio Coentrao; brought in to replace Marcelo. A failure. Then there are players like Toni Kroos and James Rodriguez. I don't know if they replace anyone directly but they are indeed Perez Galacticos. Now Dani is joining or some shit to displace Carvajal. The point being Perez and Real Madrid don't sell "galacticos" unless there is another 'galactico' coming. So Benzema won't leave unless another striker like Aguero joins.

Le run fast and dribble man that can't cross, pass, and shoot for fuckall.

No.

Implying Shaqiri would want to leave Stoke.