Spike

The only reason he scores so many goals is because people turn away from his fucking arrogant face.

Stop snacking when your high and drunk and smoke meth instead. Meth is good, you get shit done on meth.

Maybe the Jamaican coffee? Isn't that Jamaican coffee's schtick?

You can't defeat Asian samurai spirit.

Asia: Schwarzer Wilkshire Neal Moore Nagatomo Nakata Cahill Nakamura Kewell Viduka Kagawa

Whatever is more mild. You don't want a too deep coffee after dinner.

Not really. Most DBZ character names are silly puns.

Wew lad, Lamela's star tattoos are almost as bad as his Spurs career.

If he is on the bench there is a chance of him being subbed in. I'd rather he retire.

The worst thing about English sports is that the camera men never zoom in on the hot slags in the crowd. American sports are all about the hot slags. Maybe to compensate for the boring nature of their sports?

Alright time for porn. I might see some attacking penetration during halftime at least.

Chat shit get banged.

'I don't get jokes' - The Mak 1/7/1998

Mou's gotta tell the boys is they play shit they get banged.

Take 21 Carbon 23 Hydrogen 1 Nitrogen and 5 Oxygen and you get a face like Harry Mason's.

When everyone is offside they are onside.

Sell Wilian. He can't take a good FK to save his life.

Harry 'Citric Acid' Mason

Harry 'Not Between My Legs' Mason

Harry 'Heroin Addict' Mason has been the only anonymous player this match. Fantastic game.

ISIS's favourite videogame is Bomberman.

7am on a Sunday? lmao

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on

The only people that hate Suarez are the stick up the arse types.

I will be the first to say, it is an English pastime to have a good whinge. Bloede legends at it, the lot of em.